Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
blargheria 0
Your so in there.
dreadfullife 1
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese!!! :D
ahiddengoddess 9
You my friend should contact the police
TalkinSmack 6
YDI! If you've let some dumb broad "stalk" you and get away with it for 7 months. Grow some balls and call the cops, or just succumb to the stalker. She'll probably do anything u ask. Lol
bawlerr75 9
THATS NOT WERID!!!! ;p
BrianAlarcon 0
Ikr! ;P
bawlerr75 9
YAHHH!!! I'd totally stalk sum one n tell them i love them by comparing them with my passion of cheese ..what's so wrong with that?!??! I'm JP for any one who doesn't get my sarcasm...;)
Desi_Dion 8
Im not sure someone can love a person as much as they love cheese...
cufaoil 11
well, at least you've already got some cheese to go with your whine...
SorrowFull 8
That is no Gouda!!!
BrianAlarcon 0
She must really love cheese
TheNewGuy03 29
I roll alone like provolone. |the kid|