Anonymous
Weehawken, United States
Is she Julia Stiles?
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
imafunguy
United States
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
apparentlybutch
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Anonymous
Egypt
Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
grlks
United States
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Anonymous
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
ImaSneakyNinja
Madison Heights, United States
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Top comments
electraliv 13
Could it possible that when she turned you down you asked why and didn’t like what she had to say?
Nikki 17
What was on the list? It will help my vote
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electraliv 13
Could it possible that when she turned you down you asked why and didn’t like what she had to say?
Nikki 17
What was on the list? It will help my vote
Tubbytoy42 5
you dodged a bullet, trust me
Advance 57
Soooooo.... it's a no?
RichardPencil 32
Ah, constructive criticism! Address each item on the list and once you've fixed them all, request a date again.