Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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WikedWaffle 0
Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
Was it very cheesy ?
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Comments (251)
Bethhh13 1
It's ok! I've had an ex write me an 8 page letter using song titles to explain his anger. He stalked me for 2 weeks until I finally agreed to be his friend =/
amayalives4music 1
Tell her your lactose intolerant :)
loserman67 36
OMG - BEST REPLY IN THE LIST
ltsune 3
Well, if she really loves cheese, then what's the problem? xD
kenziemakayla 5
Loooooool
silversonic75 6
What kind of cheese? If you give her a bunch of her favorite cheese, she might leave you alone. The cheese is a substitution for you that she can love forever without any restraining orders involved. Everybody wins!
mzbxemonster 0
Weirddd
NeverScreamNever 0
Bang her and Bounce. Just kidding, that's not right. But she has feelings too, right? Sure she sounds weird, but try to .. Goodluck x'D
PapSmearNinja 4
mmmm poon cheese
kenziem18 0
time to change your number. or just block hers!!
immortal628 20
7 months of stalking, a 12-page text, AND she loves cheese? Put a ring on her finger before someone else does.