Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
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Top comments
ajh1800 25
And women wonder why they can't find a sweet guy. What a bitch. I sincerely hope your feelings for her have changed.
-Silverfox- 10
That is bullying
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-Silverfox- 10
That is bullying
real life problems 26
Thank you captain obvious 😊
Kameron Kriese 11
Not only is it bullying, it's slander. Something that is definitely illegal.
Camden Smith 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She must be a feminist
Cali 57
What does promoting the equality of men and women have to do with bullying someone on Facebook?
DraftHail614 17
Alright, mod. I guess I should help you out a bit here. TODAY'S feminism is shitty. Not the first two waves. The definition that is feminism? Yeah that's not what it is today. Not anymore. Just a bunch of crazy man-haters. Don't run to the definition when someone calls out the bs that is today's feminism.
Nadine 21
You're entitled to your ignorant opinion, but I'd lighten up if I were you. You brought feminism into a story that had nothing to do with it because you wanted to hate on women... or wait, sorry, just wanted to hate on 'feminists.' Gotcha.
Dave_Davington 34
Now, I'm nowhere near 100% certain. But I'm getting an ever so slight vibe that maybe she's not particularly into you. Granted, it's so subtle that I can't even put my finger on what exactly is the cause, but nonetheless I have a sneaking suspicion that you're just not her type.
ajh1800 25
And women wonder why they can't find a sweet guy. What a bitch. I sincerely hope your feelings for her have changed.
Rabite 28
You don't even know what he wrote. Not that I agree that sharing this on Facebook was the best response of her.
tounces7 28
She can't find someone sweet because she's obviously a horrible person herself. Literally anyone who reads that Facebook post is going to be like "Well, now I know what happens to people who show interest in her", and avoid her like the plague.
Glowworm56 27
"Look at the pathetic man." Seriously? That "pathetic" man was brave enough to admit that he loved you. The only pathetic person I see is the crush posting it on Facebook for likes.
Chewy1 18
Yeah that’s some weak shit.
real life problems 26
Look at the pathetic girl needing to post it on social media. Keep your head up
chioch 13
What a pathetic bitch. Anyway, I think she just screwed herself. No one's going to go after her if they fear she'd do something similar to them. I hope this incident doesn't discourage you from going after someone else you like though, OP. There are a lot of nice girls out there! :)
Charlie Given 28
Well now ya know she's a complete waste of ur time
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Oh well, tell her “bye Felicia” and be sure to post it on her Facebook page.
real life problems 26
Dont forget to dab if you plan on saying "bye, Felicia"