Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML
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Badluckbobby 12
That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)
iGottaFindBubbah 12
How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.
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Comments (45)
Badluckbobby 12
That's when you tell her she's adopted. :)
HowAreYouToday 34
better yet, say you regret convincing your parents to kidnap her. its guaranteed to scar her emotionally for years to come!
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Next time, stand in the corner of the room flicking a torch on and off while screaming. See if she gets to sleep then.
miiapaige 14
Or tell her that the orphanage wouldn't take her back
lightanddark 17
adopted from russia no less
Krystal3408 32
Oh the poor girl
MrPortalFan 21
That is one mean sister.
Caitie_kid 8
Next time sneak into her room after she falls asleep in a ski mask with a fake knife and scare the piss out of her. Literally. Lol, that's what older siblings are supposed to do anyways. Mine scared the crap out of me by calling (we never had caller ID) the first time I was ever home alone and told me they could see me in the kitchen and were watching me in a super creepy voice then hung up. I totally freaked out and hid until my parents got home. Too bad I didn't think about the fact that we only had one phone and it was in the kitchen. Lol. Ohhh fond family memories :)
chuka81 27
Well, I guess it means you might never win American Idol.
TheCamoWulf 17
What?
rocketiquette 20
OPs name...
angelitared 27
Kids say the darnedest things!!
benmec 18
Ask her of she's ever heard of Mommy Dearest?
rocketiquette 20
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!
iGottaFindBubbah 12
How old is your little sister? Just curious because she's young enough for a lullaby but old enough to diss you.
Mossears133 15
In my experience, kids can start dissing as soon as they start talking!
davincidasecond 24
Too true, 27. My baby cousin seems to get the hang of it now, and he's barely a year old ...
flashback.miss 28
Sing her Slendy's lullaby by LilyPichu.
WCARlover 35
Should've told her that everyone should already know that considering you publicize the same thing
ozpunker 20
She is awesome!
desoura737 8
Man, that's one tough crowd!