Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
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Comments (134)
austincain117 16
I kinda hope you mean ex girlfriend... Nobody deserves to be treated like shit.
ihavenolifehaha 16
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Very original.
kipperin 18
Should have replied " tb;fo " (too bad; **** off).
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree. I really hope you break up with her OP. My ex treated me the same way. It sucks and it hurt but eventually realizing how I didnt deserve to be treated that way has helped me get over him :)
Kazze 31
10: You're an ass. Go away. OP: I REALLY hoped you replied with "TL;DR? Okay, I'll sum it up. It's over. I'm putting all your shit in a box, and you have 2 hours to get it or I'm lighting it on fire. Kthxbai." I can't believe how horrible some people can be. You clearly deserve better.
ligerzero459 24
#76 Man, I wouldn't even bother with that much a reply. The last thing she'd get from me is "Your shit's outside". After that, full nuclear contact wipe. No one needs that kind of toxicity in their life
kieman 24
Sorry OP, sounds like maybe it's time to move on.
brookieraylee90 3
kick her ass to the curb. she obviously isnt worth it.
Duckzy 16
NL;GB No Love, Goodbye
saadifti 11
Sorry mate
amandathecreator 22
I guess now you know your accusation true :( sorry !!! Find someone who cared about you
PennyLane27 32
I think that answers where you stand with her... Hope she's you're ex now. No one deserves to be used!!
Dodge4x4Ram 46
cut the rope & sail away buddy
jDsaasy 2
Idk what TL DR means ?
kieman 24
Too Long; Didn't Read
TrueBlueTardis 11
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There is a thing called Google, y'know.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Aww but sometimes googling can be a lot of work, y'know.
Galamond 10
Too long; didn't read.
soovyl 18
There's a thing called being polite. As in, out of the thousand some odd people who use this, maybe one is polite enough to answer.
FuckFace10 23
So that's what that means, what a bitch!
laden_swallow09 35
It means "Torch the Linens; Drapes Return"
girlinthefire 12
Too long; didn't read
itwontvalidate 18
i had to google it too, if only I scrolled a bit further
incoherentrmblr 22
Looks like someone is being a Dalek more than a Tardis...
saadifti 11
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Too long; didn't read
lmaozach94 3
Thank you lmao I was so lost
supermoory 19
I know right
ohhthatsjay 18
I scrolled through the comments hoping someone would elaborate Lol
LalaDee561 8
Thank you!
ruxtain 15
I thought it's something a foreigner wouldn't understand, turns out some Americans can't figure it out either!
sethr_di 15
THANK YOU, I had no idea what it meant
xivoricbutterfly 25
Wow it looks like she doesn't care enough to read through your text messages. I say you should really consider dumping her
Ashamed_Sister 60
I think she read the message and replied in this way in order to make him break up with her without long discussions. Most certainly she knew very well what she was doing. Anyway, it was a cold reaction.