Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Not doing well
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML
Time to move on
Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
Throwing it all away
Today, I tried telling the girl I like how I feel about her. Little does she know I broke up a 6-year relationship for her. We're "just friends” she says. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Gender bending
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Top comments
DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
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Comments (143)
moemoeKYUNN 0
I lol'd at you
humorizer 14
You heard the lady. Stop doing nice things. I.e. start doing bad things.
rockindyl22 0
Looks like you hooked a good one...
fkingstooge 0
Dude... Grow a pair of ******* balls. Secretly in love with my ass. She's just using you and you're too stupid to get over her? Man. You call yourself a guy?
DynamicDave 11
What a bitch. You don't need her.
ibaun21 0
ya she is a bitch
Freeze_fml 17
6 years? It's about time.
austinninja1700 0
ya I agree if op was so madly in love with her he should have gathered enough balls 2 ask her out
simawesome_FYL 0
half a year is okay but latest after that you go for it !
quarty165 0
i realize you're all joking, but as a victim of abuse, it really isn't funny. op, it really depends on the situation. she may have been a psycho who used you and led you on, but considering she's telling you this, that's probably not the case. when girls politely decline, pay attention. it'll save you this heartbreak.
hitfaceonbrick 0
100- I realize you're a victim of abuse and that is not funny to you, but you are on the internets. so ******* deal.
KiwiLime 0
119, go hit your face on a brick.
nigsuzzi 3
I realize you're a victim of abuse, but it is funny.
daleftw 0
You must be a stage 5 clinger. lol. Once you're in the friend zone youre on the downhill slope.
Albedo667 5
lol friend zone my ass, ive gone from friend to bf several times. but yeah wth did you do to that girl that was the last straw
hitfaceonbrick 0
47- I'm not sure you're understanding the term "friend-zoned". it's this magical place where you won't get asked to bed you'll get asked to go shopping. Oh, and the most you'll get sexually is blue balls.
askingandy 23
The friend zone doesn't exist. A girl doesn't have to find you attractive and want you just because you're nice.
redbluegreen 41
Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.
dudeitsdanny 10
You took the words right out of my mouth... Fingers.. Right out of my fingers.
redbluegreen 41
Ah, my thought vacuum is working!
JohnnyTheFox 0
YDI for not picking up on hints for 6 years.
TheLoneWolf87 4
De-nied
Castlehard 2
You shouldn't wait that long man... But besides: Girls don't like to be treated nice, not in the first sight... I haven't really been successful bein nice to women, when the goal was to get a girlfriend or an ONS. Just works for gettin female friends...
judemeister 0
If you mean that guys should be the opposite of nice, then no, I disagree. I would however say that guys shouldn't be TOO nice. If a guy teases a girl, it's usually a sign - to her, especially - that he likes her. However, if a guy is JUST nice then she's never going to fancy him. It's too boring. He needs something else, like being funny, witty, charming... The thing is, he does say "secretly". So either she really didn't know, and thought it was weird that he was doing nice things for her... (I wonder what these things were) or she did know and was fed up of him just being nice to her and not actually making a move. A few years back, I knew that a guy liked me. He was nice to me, and that was it. Except I didn't tell him to **** off... I just started going out with my now boyfriend.
Castlehard 2
Of course I don't really mean that we guys should only be the opposite of nice. It might be as you say: Tease her and your chances probably raise... And I agree if one says, that you appear only as "a good friend" if you only act like that for years, or only months. BUT, I've been dating a lot of girls, and invited them to cinema and stuff. I also tried to speak my mind sometimes, but sometimes our minds fit together so good, that I mostly couldn't disagree my opponent... So what? I treat the girl just nicely. What do I get? I got rebuffed two weeks after I showed her my feelings by kissing her - I got rebuffed, even if she said right after the kiss, that she had been waiting for that kiss the whole time I was with her! And why? She still had feelings for her dumb ex-boyfriend, even though that guy, as she told me about him, didn't ever really talk and listen to her, just cared for hisself and didn't go out with her that much and stuff! But those guys, bein' a-holes get the chicks. The FML above says it all...
404wan 19
Yeahhhhh... That girl just wasnt into you. Havent you lived long enough to recognise the hangups over ex boyfriends as an easy out?
blalien 0
It kind of sounds like you were stalking her.