ksamp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Anonymous
Lincolnton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep on going!
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Anonymous
Benevento, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
It's not you, it's him
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wuss
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet summer child
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.
dreamering 16
Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.
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ScarletBloom 14
Love is blind. Proven here.
somebodyshy 0
They're not only real, they have a purpose. The male deposits his semen in the ******, and then the contractions of the female ****** cause the cervix to "dip" into the pool of semen, enhancing the chances of getting pregnant. We are designed by evolution to have orgasms!
JMoney4110 0
Evolution isn't real
puppiesandrainbo 1
Hah.... Evolution.
MommaFrog 8
I honestly didn't know that. You learn something everyday, and apparently you can learn things on FML!!!
HomeAl0ne 20
Not just dip, but actively suck it up they say. I suspect that this story is itself a myth, but at least it comes with an awesome mental image.
puppiesandrainbo 1
Designed by evolution.... Lol
ikickgingers 15
What is this ****** you speak of? O.o
perdix 31
See #50. Have backpack. Will travel.
Enslaved 38
Refuses? That hardly seems fair. Hey, I'm all for taking matters into your own hands (: but couldn't see myself with someone who doesn't even want to attempt to /try/ and fulfill my sexual needs. I can see that getting old quick!
FMLephant 2
Common myth-conception.
peteyfas 8
You chose poorly
Squygm 7
i would stop giving him orgasms until he really attempts to give you one. If someone wont care enough to satisfy you, they shouldnt be satisfied.
Hammer01 8
Tell him so are his and don't give him one till he does you......Keep it Simple!!!
lmaoatall 6
I swear mythbusters tried to prove the female ****** does exist, but that stupid dummy just layed there unresponcive.
perdix 31
Leave him, he's going to be a terrible father. Your kids are not going to experience Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and the Dish Elf. Even if you don't believe in something, you play along for the enjoyment and pleasure of others. I don't "believe in" the G-spot, but girls love it when I become Dora the Friggin Explorer looking for it.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't you say nothing bad about the dish elf!
ikickgingers 15
My mom bought me an elf on the shelf last year. I don't have kids so I dont see the point. Swear to god that thing creeps around my house by itself!!!
justanotherhuman 21
Dish Elf told me that there are 3 types of female stimuli insofar as orgasms are concerned: a.) direct physical clitoral stimulation, b.) sensory overlapping; 'sensual' physical contact with underlying emotional context, and c.) g-spot stimulation, as defined by direct physical stimulation of any number of particularly poignant nerve clusters located 2-5 inches within the ****** itself ('any number' as each ******'s proportionate number and location of said nerve clusters varies). Also said to mix and/or match any/all/some/none sequence(s) as befitting each particular circumstance.