Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML
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EpicJman2828 11
OP here. Im so shocked I got posted. Just like to say my cousin was gone when it exploded and I was stung about 9 times. Overall it was very exciting being able to go outside and know something wanted your freaking soul. Those suckers will Hunt you down and rape your body with their asses
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Ms_ValS 27
Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.
DocBastard 40
But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??
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Ms_ValS 27
Oh boy, for a second there I thought he had killed some hidden baby birds.
hessel 13
there are lot of wasp FML's lately
LyraAlluse 25
@32 I heard all the bee and wasp posts are the latest buzz.
imaginaryvoice 18
Did you happen to run by a house with a man setting up an air conditioner in the window? And lead them into the house with his terrified girlfriend? If so, that explains so much.
johnnie254 7
Well played #50! :D
EpicJman2828 11
Those suckers probably are what happened to the family of birds which lived there
fareith 15
32 - It is getting warmer out for the majority of FMLs population, therefore we can assume the wasps and bees are coming out. Therefore, we can assume that more people will piss them off. Therefore, we can assume that more people will get stung. Therefore, we can assume people will post related FMLs on the subject more often. But ya know, just logic speaking.
Nordrag 26
Retreat! The battle is lost! Abandon all hope!
badminton 14
We're going down matey!
Treveyon56 14
Well...... ****. XD I remember when my brother did this and locked me out. I had to hid in the pool until it was safe.
ashleighlaine 21
those ******* will circle round and wait until you pop up for a while! horrible creatures.
FiFiLovee 26
Their sole purpose in life is to **** shit up, they're evil little *******! -.- But I must admit, this FML made me actually LOL. Thanks for brightening my day OP, but sorry you had to suffer though. xD
DocBastard 40
But how did those evil ******* survive the blast? If it was enough to destroy the birdhouse, they should have died! How does this happen? HOW??
Nordrag 26
Sadly insects are less vulnerable to explosives than most creatures. Something to do with their body structure withstanding the instant pressure change better.
Zimmington 21
Exoskeleton for the win?
vehementbitch 4
Wasps are ****** invincible
LeFrogDog 27
They won the battle but not the war!
ceji3 13
Not to my foot.
EpicJman2828 11
Yo its THE OP. The birdhouse was not destroyed but it did fall off of its mount from the blast
tragicnightmare 15
OP's dilemma sounds like something out of a movie.
klg32 17
It would've killed them all IF his cousin had doused the birdhouse in gasoline
manowarkidd 8
the fire cracker probably destroyed honey comb that the wasps were on the other side of or somewasps were behind otheres. they bunch up. i had a club house (a little 2 story one mad of ply wood) and we put tar on the roof and every week we doused the ceiling with water cause the wasps pet there nest in the ceiling where the ceiling meets the other ceilimg.
ImGucci 8
Did they get you?
Zimmington 21
I just hope you're not allergic that would really suck
darwinism 30
That firecracker must have had a really short fuse to explode before you could say anything. I hope you run faster than you speak! FYL all the same
RobotSpaceWalrus 5
Well no, it's not just the time of telling him not to. The time it would take to reach in and grab it would definitely be more, assuming the cousin was smart and already started moving away from it. Also, even if it wouldn't go off for a few seconds, it's still a horrible idea to pick it up while it's lit.
EpicJman2828 11
It was more of a turn around and see my cousin running. Im shocked he wasnt stung putting it there
golden_warrior 23
I hope you had your Nikes on.
RodzillaX 30
Everyone knows that PF Flyers give you a speed boost.
KiddoKS 19
You gotta go with "Chucks" They're good for running, but if you don't make it... at least you go out in style.
RodzillaX 30
I have to respectfully disagree. Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez wore PF Flyers when he ran from "The Beast."
annie_nk 23
I'm glad I'm not the only one who got that reference! :)
KiddoKS 19
The tenth doctor wore Chucks and he did battle with Daleks, Cybermen and Weeping Angels... so I'm still gonna have to agree to disagree.
DocBastard 40
Yeah, but you can't really count on the Doctor for good fashion advice. The eleventh doctor still thinks bow ties are cool.
RainbowInput 8
But they are cool.
KiddoKS 19
Bowties are cool... and fezzes too for that matter :)
annie_nk 23
Bill Nye rocks a bow tie and he's awesome.
CelticSkye 13
Bow ties are cool. As are Stetsons and the almighty Fez!
klg32 17
No one gives a flyin **** about doctor who
AholeCop 11
This is the third wasp related FML in as many days, I think we may have an epidemic.
Sinistra_Blue 12
Just like the movie Birds
cyberpimp 4
Was it cool?
hipsterhunter 9
Probably not.