Andrew
United States
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
KaiyaOtaku1
Seattle, United States
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
isoheartcaitlin
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Top comments
supimnyancat 9
Take the hint.
bubblekitty 1
Tell him u need his help in the shower
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Comments (103)
HeavyScout 0
Jerk
doodfunnyguy 0
help i dont get fml
evilscorpi 29
your a female and u smell??? you should know better
HeavyScout 0
*facepalm* They were cuddling. OP says boyfriend smells good. Boyfriend says OP smells bad. It isn't that complicated.
HeavyScout 0
15- Everyone has body odor. Including females. Please don't stereotype.
rkmepm 16
17, your reply was longer than the actual fml
reddawn85 8
The OP's name is Andrew....
Keyman1212 14
Do you smell of tuna... Cause a dirty pussy can smell pretty bad...
alejandratx 8
Maybe that's her bf name? Hope so.... O_o
iEthan 5
For the last time... -____- OP is a GUY. Named Andrew.
YayorNay 8
36 what is that on your head? Its just hair then a red flap.
iEthan 5
^ Flat bill of a red elmo hat. Thanks for asking nicely though.
xoconnie 8
burn bro.
Daralea 21
I know of a girl named Andrew....She just goes by Drew now though. Think her parents just wanted to mess with her.
iluvhobos 5
How do people not know they reek? Especially if you're going to see a guy you're dating, wouldn't you want to be fresher than a daisy?
dogpup4 23
Andrew. OP isn't a woman, hes a gay man. Is it really that hard to understand?
tplunk 0
38, It doesn't fit you.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
So, a guy named Andrew is cuddling with another guy? That's disgusting, I got to go throw up now
supimnyancat 9
Take the hint.
ariannaimelda 7
Deo for the B.O.!
alejandratx 8
That made me giggle ^_^
rexgar2000 10
OP was probably just joking.
Daralea 21
Don't be mean now. OP's just didn't have decent hot water for a shower because the landlady is too cheap.
themacuser 0
OP's a bum
Snef_fml 0
Mean!
NabbdjuretPerry 0
Try Lady Gagas new perfume...
Grimmerie 31
40 - gaga for le man? oh dear. i don't doubt that will be on sale soon, actually ...
cmars3 7
It's not mean. Out of consideration for other people (especially the one you are dating) you should have good hygiene. If I was stinky I would want my boyfriend to tell me so I could take care of it. Respect.
bubblekitty 1
Tell him u need his help in the shower
mrahhhhh 21
Anyone else scream out "DAMN!" in their head as soon as they finished reading this?
theten_fml 9
-_- ......no, but I did whisper it to myself.
Youdrongo 0
Anyone else scream out "DAMN!" in a crowded room while reading this on your mobile device and experience that extremely awkward moment when EVERYONE stares at you for a good five seconds? No? Just me? Alright...
ikickgingers 15
My coworkers already think I'm crazy, so when I talk to my FML app... I feel No awkwardness anymore.
ilovemyjohnnyboy 0
I Did this in my class room..... Oppps! DAMN!!!!
KoolKat369 5
Wow... I totally did!! U read my mind!! Hahaha
rkmepm 16
Owned gg
enonymous 9
5:1 odds she made a comeback about his small penis
iEthan 5
There both men. Know your facts before you make your ridiculous comments.
howdmynosego 12
33- what??
Ferretface 13
He saw the OP use Andrew as his username or screen name thing, which possibly means they're both guys.
CryMoreFMLs 15
33 - enonymous doesn't need to know facts, he just puts out random comments that are usually very funny and relate to the FML.
Daralea 21
OP being male doesn't change the odds of a small penis comeback
lemon_phat 11
He obviously just accidentally clicked an s, hop off his dick.
enonymous 9
62- Vegas is sexist it's now 13:1 women are more likely to do this shit. Honestly I don't give a **** if OP was a guy, a girl, or that beaver that saves that one motorist from the bridge being flooded. I'll take a peek at the sex on the app but if none is listed then that's their fault and they will incur a heavy penalty.
ifknh8usernames 7
gangsta beiber- know the difference and the spelling of your homophones before you try acting like a little bad ass and start correcting people.
Enslaved 38
Ouch! Maybe next time he could suggest jumping in the shower together. And also be aware of your B.O. Try keeping it fresh down there and he'll thank you! Lol
RA661 8
A girl that doesn't smell good? But, but.. I've heard.... I call shennanigans.
irokyoursox 6
He never said you smelled bad you just don't smell good