ksamp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Anonymous
Lincolnton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep on going!
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Anonymous
Benevento, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
It's not you, it's him
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wuss
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet summer child
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.
dreamering 16
Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.
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Comments (145)
janier234 0
They are fake, and what's with these "mystical" ********' I still haven't found one
ergo_sum 8
because you probably haven't gotten laid.
Levvy 22
Ouch. Sorry, Janier. The FML crowd does not understand sarcasm, it seems.
laden_swallow09 35
So it's sarcasm. That doesn't make it humorous
Caitlyn36 8
wow, fyl op :(
Caitlyn36 8
wow, fyl op :(
kabocha_cookie 0
Female orgasms are like pandas. Once thought to be a myth, rare to find in the wild, but totally awesome.
ergo_sum 8
exist only on plenty of good quality bamboo
GhostFace_0621 0
Nice lol.
bunniex1 11
I'm a panda. *panda noises*
Technoir 2
Damn, OP. You need to ditch that bitch and find a man who knows what the score is. I know, it's Arkansas, and damn near impossible to find someone you aren't related to that still has 50% or more of their teeth, but move to a less Deliverance-y state if you have to! I live by the Sam Kinison rule: Make her cum twice before she sees your dick.
Enslaved 38
Wise words. May he RIP.
heyred 11
Are you single and in Connecticut??
WaSiSimiLang 8
And you love him why? Are you into ignorant douches?
justanotherhuman 21
Maybe it's OP's fault, maybe not. Seems American females have a quota of losers/d-bags to fulfill before grasping the true worth of their affections. Hopefully this was her last.
krysxkatastrophe 14
Someone needs to brush up on their Cosmo. If I had a dollar for every time I saw tips to speed up/enhance the female ****** Donald Trump would wish he was me.
marpay 11
I feel like he is lying so he doesn't have to try. Probably to lazy or doesn't think you are worth the "work" to get you to ******. Either way move on and find someone worthy of your time.
TraceCase_ 19
Yeah, what would be the point of lying about the female ******? A massive conspiracy by women to make pointless sex last longer? OP, sorry your guy is too ignorant to listen. It's too bad, because if he tried he might find it's not that difficult and sex is a lot more fun when both of you are into it.
asherah14 7
If the man I loved said that to me I'd quickly inform him if he wouldn't try to make me ****** then I'd no longer allow him to get off during sex and he would no longer get any oral sex until he decided my needs were equal to his.
cinderella10383 6
Thank you so much, you and I think alike, I'll be dammed if I'm going to satisfy a man and be neglected hell no :)
cbdee 8
Agreed!!
Norwegian_Wood 4
Couldn't agree more.
resplendencerino_fml 3
why are you wasting time by bitching about your shitty sex life on here when you could be out there being pleasured by men who know what they're doing!