ksamp
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
jasmine
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Anonymous
Lincolnton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keep on going!
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Anonymous
Benevento, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
It's not you, it's him
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Jen
Woodland Hills, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Communication breakdown
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wuss
Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sweet summer child
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Any man who refused to attempt to make me ****** would be drop-kicked out the door. They're ******* awesome.
dreamering 16
Kick him in the balls and say that the pain is a myth.
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dancinwookie 21
Sounds like my ex. You wanna know what I did? I dumped him (he was a douche anyway) and found a sweetheart of a man that pretty much makes me ****** non-stop when making love. Do you really wanna spend your life sexually frustrated and with someone who doesnt care?
Zillie 4
If the man I love was that damn selfish, I'd politely inform him that he might want to rethink his stupid f before I find someone else who can prove him wrong.
Zillie 4
Whoops...I got a text & accidentally posted before I fixed it. I meant to say "rethink his stupid theory" Sorry!
Levvy 22
Try asking him what he'd consider sufficient evidence? If he can't come up with an answer or explanation by which he could be convinced, he's just seeking excuses to make sex all about him. On the other hand, even if you can't experience ******, if you can still experience sexual pleasure, isn't that enough reason for him to stimulate you anyway?
wopandproud 0
I think guys think that they can just go at it and we will cum the same as them. Their whole freaking penis is a g spot, practically.
LilyZombie 8
Disprove a myth and become a legend!
mbrooks5110 0
How can you stay with an selfish idiot like that....
RogueJedi14 1
If he wont take care of your needs, I can
MMMMMMPorkchops 1
I think we're all a little confused and curious about how things work down there. Please explain and don't skimp on the dirty words where appropriate
ChelseaKW1391 0
that is very unfortunate for you :(
gabriellemv 5
dump that guy, then your relationship can become a myth, too >:(
SteelCladAngel 0
Any man who says that means 'I'm just a lazy bastard and don't want to do anything that may involve strenuous physical activity'