Today, my boyfriend flat out refuses to ever give me oral because it grosses him out when I squirt, and there's no way he wants that anywhere near his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
Today, and ever since my boyfriend discovered what a rimjob is, it’s all he’s been asking for, no matter how many times I say no. I can’t be the only one who finds the thought of licking a butthole disgusting and vomit-inducing. Take the hint, no means no. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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Levi2411 41
Well, refuse to give him a ******* then. It's not like you need his juices near your face either since it's obviously an issue. Match his energy. 👏
Dylan Borg 12
Middle grounds. tell him to give you oral and you let him know when it's shower time so he can switch to fingers?
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Comments (17)
Plop 17
Well, that'll teach you to date a kid! Is he also worried you'll give him cooties?
Paul Hext 7
Plenty of men out there who will. It can be shocking the first time, but after that, get into it!
Levi2411 41
Well, refuse to give him a ******* then. It's not like you need his juices near your face either since it's obviously an issue. Match his energy. 👏
Dylan Borg 12
Middle grounds. tell him to give you oral and you let him know when it's shower time so he can switch to fingers?
Mossy 9
You can date me instead. I’ve been looking far and wide for a squirter
tido26 18
I can see why you haven't found one
Mossy 9
Date me instead. I’ll go down on you like it’s nobody’s business. I’ve been looking far a wide for a squirter
Vesi 30
OK seriously? We cannot help what grosses us out. That does not make him a wuss or anyone else who does not like bodily fluids for that matter. And saying he has to "man up" and accept it is like telling a woman she has to deal with squirting in/on her face even if she hates it. No, this is toxic and needs to STOP! OP, sorry he can't do that for you, try switching to fingers when close so it does not get on or near his face. And really? FHL for having people treat him like that because of uncontrollable discomfort.
tounces7 28
Regardless she still needs to find someone new who can actually fulfill her needs.
kfchicken 31
no it's not toxic and yes he needs to grow up. being in a relationship means compromise. he can give her oral then switch to hands or a toy before she orgasms. this middle ground took me literally a second to think of and if he can't put at least that much effort in for her FherL. the issue isn't that he doesn't like facials it's that he flat out refuses to give her oral at all. facials and oral are not mutually exclusive.
Matt Much 12
I'm curious then. It's not ok to call out the person with the problem. It's not ok to say dump the person and move on. I suppose it would best on everyone's feelings if we all posted nothing?
It_gets_better 20
That sucks, OP. I'm sorry you're dealing with that but also try to be understanding. Everyone has things they're not comfortable doing and it's not fair to pressure him into sexual acts like some of the other commenters are saying. As long as he's not being a dick about it. My husband doesn't like to give oral either and that's okay, there are other ways to be sexually and emotionally intimate!
yup0308 7
I’ll jump on that grenade for his pussy ass.
Yusuf Nyle 6
What a loser! He makes it hard for all the rest of us men who know how to please a woman orally; multiple times. smh