Absent
France
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
goodbye sweet internet
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Athens, Greece
Easy mark
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
shushingmoon
United States
Rolled
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
MCForty
Charlotte, United States
Manly man
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML
PokeTheBear
Canada
No fun
Today, my coworkers decided to play a game of "Who Can Piss the Boss Off the Most". I opted not to play, but I still won. FML
soreloser
Manhattan, United States
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Poolfool
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Anonymous
Card sharp
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Top comments
Zacarega 0
OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !
xMrAndyTranx 4
Or they wanted to give you a free show!
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melonkelly 0
hahahahahahaha
gearsawar2 0
kinda doubt this but ok
xMrAndyTranx 4
Or they wanted to give you a free show!
Zacarega 0
OMG That is so freaken Halarious! However I feel your pain... in my side !
White667 0
Right, this is definitely false; if you don't wanna see someone naked you won't play strip poker with them at all. Also, if this was true, surely it's NOT an FML, I mean you get to see naked chicks/dudes; why else would be actually be playing strip poker and not just regular poker.
alexandraa_fml 0
Sometimes you just don't wish to see certain people naked. There may have been people that others wanted to see naked and OP was just an obstacle to overcome.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
#8 - I believe Ron White says it best: "Once you've seen one woman naked, you... wanna see the rest of 'em naked." Not sure if the OP is a guy/girl/tranny, but regardless, this is a Win/Win situation.
White667 0
I am extremely confused as to why my comment was moderated, I wasn't offensive at all. All I did was explain how this FML doesn't really make sense. From the OP's point of view, they have succeeded in the ultimate goal of playing strip poker: Getting everyone else naked. From their friends point of view: 1. Why would they play with someone they have no intention of seeing naked, and 2. They're all naked and the one person they didn't want to be, isn't. Everybody wins? I don't see how that is an FML, (or why pointing that out would be cause for moderation.) (ALSO, More importantly, why was MY comment moderated; and the comments insulting the OP/making fat jokes, weren't? Surely they're more offensive.)
Mustardnight 3
Haha # 13 i seen that routine great comic!
barrymjones 0
It makes sense because it sucks to be repulsive to other people. Plus, if the game went down like this, your chances of hooking up with any of the other players now or in the future is miserable. Seeing stuff in poker could be even more frustrating if you know you can't have it.
Pipistrello_fml 0
"Is she a great big fat person?" -- John Grant/ Jamie Gumm from "Silence of the Lambs"
1800getalife 0
today, one of my fattest friends wanted to loose in strip poker!! not gonna happen
me5 0
Now, those are friends, not chingaderas!
retep26 0
ouchhh
stereotype_eater 0
#5 said it basically.