Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
And ex monopoly board too, right?
Somuchart 3
God dammit that's why I hate monopoly
ym520_fml 21
That's the boyfriend and the so-called best friend you have to hate here.
jillytc 23
monopoly- ruining friendships and relationships since some bastard created it
swaggalikethat 22
I think this round went to Op's boyfriend. Lets just thank God we have games like monopoly to bring people together.
8born8 18
51, thumbs up for the attempt of humorous sarcasm... Too bad it goes *whoosh* over some peoples heads.
27inch 9
I'm sorry OP... And everybody is saying monopoly is terrible, but at least it made you figure out this terrible fact. It would have been much worse if this was hidden from you for a long time. You will find a better boyfriend for sure
Sports_guy3 28
Yeah, she'd like buy a house for her upcoming child.
krupa1017 18
Monopoly; ruining relationships since 1933.
nix1993 41
#35: We were playing whilst drunk a couple of years ago, and my brother stabbed me in the hand with a fork. I still have 4 teeny little scars on the back of my hand.
Bojack_fml 10
This was legitimately a funny reply lol
Freethaawave 19
#125 Omg put it as your profile photo lol
nix1993 41
I don't know how well you can see it, I think they're more obvious if you tilt your screen back, but there you go!
A07 48
The last time I played monopoly, I bankrupted my mom because of which I did'nt get fed for the next two days. So yeah, I kindof avoid playing it now.
GRgoldfish 19
well by the sound of it, it seems that op's friend has regretted it. at the same time maybe not. good luck op.
nix1993 41
Unless you're under the age of 10 there's really no excuse for not being able to feeding yourself...
nix1993 41
Ok, I did write 'for not feeding yourself' then tried to change it to 'not being able to feed yourself'. Apparently my proof reading skills need a little work. Which is unfortunate, seeing as I work as a freelance book editor.
kaitlynjane 28
Actually, I like "to feeding yourself." Adds to the stupidity of the person you're talking about :P
Freethaawave 19
135 - I see it! Lol thanks that was kinda exciting for me :)
Stazza11 27
Monopoly - ruining everything since it was bloody made.
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
Gingerette 8
It pays in thumbs to pay attention, eh? I commend you.
misUnderstood23 9
Haha i agree.
larrena2377 26
I see what you did there :)
kamikrazy 6
I don't get it.
klsydggn 16
It's from a previous FML post.
Curtis66 19
I haven't seen a reference to another post before
randigos 3
Slow clap for you, mister! I really lol'd.
EternalRest 5
#2 wins the comments section for this FML.
elcee1987 18
#2 ftw!
cilla27 1
I was thinking the same thing!
ericcrash 13
Always those darn houses!
8born8 18
I wonder what tokens they were playing with?... I hope the ***** was a wheelbarrow, the douchebag bell end was the iron and OP was the top hat.
Enslaved 38
I'm surprised she wasn't more interested in the-- hotels?
Exhaling 12
#72 I guess I understand the wheelbarrow and top hat... since the wheelbarrow let's anything that fits ride in it, and the OP is classy? Sorry if I am mistaken.
8born8 18
Exactly right. top hats are classy. that's what I was getting at, metaphorically speaking. I'm glad someone got it.
ermagherdaturdis 26
That sucks OP, that's a really childish thing to do. FYL.
TheBrochure 22
Just goes to show that cheaters never win.
Readoll 13
OP is the real winner anyways.. Her friend is now with the cheating ass loser
SixthSinEnvy 39
Why doesn't she just take the home she's already wrecked? Bitch.
addioty 19
"They call me homewrecker, homewreckerrrr."
littlerawr 13
that comment made my day.
dachshundsrule 7
This deserves an award. Lolololol
parism143 28
So many relationships broken apart thanks to the Monopoly Man...
Ambrily 27
It wasn't monopoly to cheat on OP...
jujubean0531 5
Seriously, like the previous fml lol
onlychildFTW 34
Hey, monopoly is an important game! It's all about winning!!!
You_Screwed_Up 7
Monopoly Man: the anti-Cupid
HoboRain 16
nothing good ever comes from playing monopoly
Ananym 7
Hoping you mean "ex-boyfriend."
kinky44 28
You couldn't have missed #1 up there saying this already, so why say it again?
skyttlz 32
Plus you do realize that if OP said ex it would indicate that they are already exes.
CaptainCommenter 6
@118: Why don't you look at the time of the two posts before commenting. This comment was posted ONE MINUTE after the first. They were probably typing at the same time.
froggyjade 16
Your boyfriend's an arsehole and your mate's not much better, hope you ditched them both!
Sports_guy3 28
So her ex friend and ex boyfriend can be together.
starile 20
And continue being distrustful ****** for the rest of their lives!
froggyjade 16
They deserve each other! Then the op can find a new boyfriend and friends who value her :-)
igive 29
Did you smash the board over his head and bang her head on the table? I would have.
Senseless_487 29
I think her friend has had enough banging.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
No such thing as too much banging! You could be bloodied and sore, yet still bang like no tomorrow!
Zimmington 21
That's some kinky shit you're into #76.... I atleast take a break for some Apple juice
False_Stupidity 42
I tried to make some Apple juice once, but no matter how much I squeezed, all I got was broken bits of glass and electronics, no juice
DDiddy 12
Monopoly is never a good game to play...especially with adults!
nuzzle8 2
Oh man I think it's about even with adults and teenagers..... Both for different reasons, teens usually because they end up chasing each other with bats, etc.