Enni
Today, my husband told me that, "a girl's orgasm serves no purpose". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Women don't owe men shit
Warsaw, Poland
Time to chime in
Today, I heard my husband giving my son the talk about girls. He said, "You want three main things from women: peace, sex, and kids. If they can't give you those, they aren't worth your time." What an asshole I married. FML
Gloria Lovestar
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Today, my husband explained that talking to me makes him miserable. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
ZaraAce
United Kingdom
Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML
Devastated
Oslo, Norway
What would you do?
Today, my husband told me that he could not love me without sex. My love for him is utterly unconditional. My heart is just broken now. FML
Top comments
Garnetshaddow 30
I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
SargeRho 6
...You married a dimwit.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (84)
SargeRho 6
...You married a dimwit.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Neither does a guys unless you're specifically trying to get pregnant, but I bet he still jerks off.
Fuhkyoo 17
it helps me sleep
lovelesslm 12
actually there have been new findings that say women can use stem cells found in their bone marrow to get pregnant. so men serve no purpose at all anymore (joking)
Laeffy 19
I'm curious as to what kind of babies doing that would yield. I would assume it would be something similar to having incest babies
MicKeyMon 10
two different women's eggs are used. however, since all eggs are X chromosomes, it will always produce a female
Dyrtbagge_Skumme 1
Women (and men) can use the bone marrow to fertilize an egg but someone else's bone marrow is used rather than their own. If a person were to use their own bone marrow to fertilize an egg it would be a clone.
faeprinxe 13
I guess you don't have to fake them for him anymore
Garnetshaddow 30
I suppose that depends on his definition of "purpose." Does he ever want to have sex with you again? He may change his answer.
SauceySarah 30
That was rude. A woman's ****** is highly important. It makes sex pleasurable for women and creates a want to keep having sex thus causing reproduction and the continuation of the species. So he was incorrect.
crazypartypony 4
There's also evidence that the contractions help the sperm move towards the egg.
Talented73 54
If it makes her happy, that's purpose enough!
alicat089 18
there was also a recent study done and they found that female orgasms could stimulate ovulation, meaning, reproduction.
bredahl 26
Well then I guess his brain serves no purpose either.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I hope he just meant in terms of procreation...
Lizzy500 16
Which is also wrong. See #23.
moondoglou420 17
Tell him he's totally right, and that you two should start having sex only when it's serving its real purpose which is getting pregnant to make a baby.
Lizzy500 16
In other words, become Catholic.
olleekenberg 20
That. Is. Brilliant!
xx000o 27
I hope you told him that neither does a man's brain.
SteveDudleyUK 10
Make him horny as hell then before he cums just leave him high and dry and tell him that you don't want a baby so no point in him having ******.
brinnablaine 22
You're evil. I like it.
Tyrax 16
Appropriately vengeful. I approve. Please follow this one, OP.
Momperella 5
*high 5*