Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
panda_lou 11
Idk how people do that. If I got married he'd have to sneak out every morning and hope to god I was asleep when he got home. I'd be on him like white on rice all the time! But seriously though maybe she thinks she has a problem with sex or that you do? Doesn't have to mean she cheated. Maybe you ask for it (in her mind) a lot so she thinks you have a problem. Idk some people can be really weird about sex it all depends on how they were raised to view sex. But a large difference is sex drives can be very hard to overcome sometimes. Good luck!!'
kalbrek009 20
Not sure if she has an addiction to screwing around on you, or she's so frigid that she thinks you're an addict...either way, FYL OP & confront/ask her WTF is the deal...also, did you two have any sex before you were married?..if not, then damn..it's her, it's NOT you...& time to file for an annulment ...hope she signed a prenup, otherwise she might screw you out of 1/2 of everything you own. :(
Llamacod 11
Not after 4 months. Op doesn't have to worry about losing half
Ashekitty 6
Not literally everyone, of course. I just see a lot of "his wife is clearly cheating". Perhaps, she simply has a sex addiction.
Krazymace 6
I dont think I am understanding this correctly.
PincessBoff 6
Thank you 48. Some people jump to conclusions way too soon. An earlier comment pointed out that maybe she searched it because OP is begging her to have sex (because they've only had sex a couple times in four months) and she thinks he may be addicted to it. You my friend, are a skeptic! Well done (:
copydude 7
It seems to me OP's wife thinks he is the sex addict, thus the reason I strongly support premarital sex.. even though I am the father of a young adult daughter. Sex in the marriage is a very necessary strong bind for a couple. And find out that you are not sexually compatible after marriage is going to cause a lot of strife.
Kevin_Dwayne 6
Ever thought that maybe she is searching for a friend?
BrandiLush 31
Maybe she's just got a case of hypersexuality. It usually lasts around 6 months...but still no excuse to be cheating.
Tempest151 11
Time to slap a hoe.
K92 13
Lol you would say that
chitchat27 3
Your wife might struggle with sexual anorexia which means the absence of sex. It is treated alongside other sexual addictions. Perhaps your wife isn't cheating, but trying to understand herself better. I hope you two can enter into an honest discussion about your expectations when it comes to intimacy.