Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
kingsian 15
I wouldn't jump to fast OP, let her explain her self.
Nirah_fml 18
Maybe she hasn't been having sex with you because she's trying to overcome her addiction? I don't know, sounds like it's going to suck for you either way but you should definitely talk to her before jumping to anything
PincessBoff 6
Another possibility of this post!
perdix 31
I was going to ask if the browser history showed she was looking for sex online. Then, I remembered she was a woman and using a computer is completely unnecessary. Rawr!
Crzysht96 3
Damn, that Sucks.
emimimi 8
Maybe she's looking for a relative or friend?
spazz666 18
"SEX ADDICTION" OP's wife is cheating on him. Learn to infer.
sig4life 18
Well your user name says it all. Time to file or get annulled
Ashekitty 6
You know she could be trying to deal with her sex addiction, since you clearly aren't having sex enough. (which would drive a nympho up the wall) Doesn't mean she necessarily cheating...
Ashekitty 6
She's*
Laurenlou 24
THANK YOU! Why is OP and everyone else assuming his wife is cheating right away?! There are so many possibilities other than, "She's cheating."
zamkiller03 5
I think she's you not good enough for her or she want you to be there for her..
Ashekitty 6
Sex addiction doesn't automatically make someone cheat, hope you know that. It can make someone crave sex all the time, **********, watch **** etc. Why is everyone here extremely ignorant?
YepThatsMeee 23
OP, we need more information here. Why on earth have you only had sex twice in the first 4 months of your marriage? Either one of you is asexual and the other one stupid, or your wife is having an affair. You guys should be having sex every day!