Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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Top comments
TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
NodakN8V 25
Divorces are so expensive because THEY ARE WORTH IT!!!
GrizzlyandSmokey 6
Im pretty sure that it wasn't you she was talking about having too much sex with. Sorry.
DonLeprikawn 5
So pounce on that poon, get kinky have fun, use that to your advantage
HighasaCloud 46
Its comical how many people here can't read between the lines and don't realize that his wife is cheating on him.
xyuukinekox 15
There's also the viewpoint that maybe she thinks he's addicted since he wants it all the time and she just doesn't very often (happens a lot. Especially after you have a kid/kids). Just saying. People jump to conclusions too often. You never know...
FarFromHome_fml 17
If she has an exceptionally low labido, she may be searching on your behalf thinking that your sex drive is too high...
liz4cyr 10
Has she been showing interest in sex and you're just not putting in the effort? Cause effort is slacking somewhere and if it's you then she may be struggling with not getting her "needs met" so she's just looking to lower the needs all together.