Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not living happily ever after
Virginia Beach, United States
Today, I deleted a load of junk that was messing up my mother's computer. I don't know how I'm going to tell her I accidentally wiped out all of her wedding photos. FML
Shrekkk
🌶️ Spicy
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Anonymous
Weyauwega, United States
Ungeeked
Today, while trying to fix a corrupted USB hard drive with my wife’s computer I accidentally wiped her laptop drive instead of clearing the external drive. I’m not allowed on her computers anymore. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
BriSwag4321
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Top comments
21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
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Comments (161)
21jason 9
I hope you had enough tissues
SokDek 14
Well did she?
21jason 9
I don't know how bout you go and find out
zombiegold 23
Has anyone realized that OP spelled accidentaly wrong?
SkoomaKi 28
Someone needs a girlfriend...
Jakesterk96 8
20, who?
SkoomaKi 28
25, OP does, he obviously wanks too much at the computer xD
_Oblivion_ 12
Simple mistake bro, doesn't mean he jacks off too much.
Jakesterk96 8
How do you know, it's not like he got auto corrected for saying or doing it too much.
ThisIsMyReign 4
Hope she don't forget to insert the compatible dick....disc...
ThisIsMyReign 4
Doesn't*
MrFloatingToast 0
Don't worry, computers don't get pregnant
KeyboardWarrior 10
Maybe this is a symptom of the computer virus your mom was telling you about earlier.
GovernorGeneral 8
91- SO EXPLAIN PLANKTONS WIFE !!!!
brendokendo 0
117- when the Frick did planktons wife get preggo? It's a computer wife, not a computer baby maker.
GovernorGeneral 8
Ya but where did she come from ? She was a calculator before but thats all i know...-.- shut up i thought that was a good comment =3=
brendokendo 0
He built her. It was an honest effort
AngryCanadian 0
Freud would have some interesting things to say about that.
tamoodielovesmar 1
haha ive done that dont worry nbd!
EatnBeef 7
And I jizzed in my pants.
thisisafunnyname 12
2, you've ejaculated the flash drive from the PC?
Jakesterk96 8
Take a moment with twix. Problem solved.
Shelta957 13
Should've had a V8
MrSassypants 34
*Bites twix* *Can't think of anything to come back from what happened" *Keeps on biting twix*
gojira666 7
Third comment was the charm eh jakester
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Eats a reeses....Aahh! It's not the same!
Jakesterk96 8
64- do I know you?
beachybrunette 2
Isnt it snickers? Not twix
Jakesterk96 8
That's the hungry diva commercial pal.
BeefyQueef 5
96- "You're not you when your hungry. Snickers™© satisfies."
SecretMe00 5
111-- how'd you make those symbols?
cosmosis 12
121- smoke and mirrors mate.....
VorpikeII 17
"Take a break, take a kit-kat."
Jakesterk96 8
Everyone knows twix started these type of candy bar commercials.
DrMime 10
Ooh be careful with those PC's, they can get cyber cum all over your hard drive.
flamegrilled123 3
I heard that can give you infections
chocol8m 6
And viruses.
SaMmIMonster96 6
:0 maybe that is what happened to my computer.. Poor thing got too excited
Michael_92 20
One can't help but wonder...what does cyber cum look like??
Smokindevil 9
Awkward........ :/
DrMime 10
OP stores so much **** on his computer that it has gained a sexually active conscious! You might want to get rid of the 'hard-on drive'.
LightningCactus 12
Why isn't it? Maybe you should try upgrading to a hard disk.
LightningCactus 12
You mean to say it might "Blow it's Load"?
LightningCactus 12
Autocorrect, sorry :P
perdix 31
Grip it firmly and it comes right out.
darien987 1
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
RedPillSucks 33
Nah man. Leave it in there and get the job done! Pulling out is for dicks.
perdix 31
Grip it and rip it! No, wait, that's for golf, not self-pleasuring.
MatthewHass50 0
Thanks for the tip
MerrikBarbarian 9
Holy shit, that's some savage wanking you must do perdix! ;)
KiddNYC1O 22
26- Spongebob reference! Patrick! Hahaha.
KunoKanashimi 3
Firmly grasp it in your hand...Firmly grasp it....FIRMLY GRASP IT! *stab* 34, that sounds extremely painful.
buckeye08 10
Sounds messy.
DrMime 10
Make sure to change the fappy disk!
MichellinMan 20
so many dirty comments...
Michael_92 20
That ain't nothing, wait till you see computer birth. Now that's nasty!
alexiiiis09 0
Sweet baby jesus
Manganimegrl 16
No, sweet baby ray's. Great BBQ sauce.
WeAreScrewed 3
make sure you dont catch a computer virus!
FalconCrunch 4
Your **** stash, eh?