Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
xxpandakittiesxx 7
Uh oh;D
Scooby4201 4
ur a fuccin idiot , look at it like this some1.. if not you will fuc ur wife, everyday.
tj4234 36
*you're ******** *someone ***** *your Also the first coma should be a full stop.
TheGoldStandard 6
Dude..give it to your wife and bring it up afterwards. Make a joke about sex addicts like "can you believe some people are addicted to this ?!" See where it goes.
thewife5 19
Maybe since you had sex twice in four months, and you tried to have sex X amount of times, she's confused and think you're addicted to sex and is looking for a therapist for you. But really, just FYL dude
onorexveritas 24
maybe she is interested in sex addiction? just talk to her about it... it looks bad... yeah, really bad, but everyone always assumes the worst
waffule365 16
gotta keep your new wife satisfied OP
kittycat2007 18
may she thinks op is a sex addict. just because they havent done it doesnt mean he didnt try.
viper8608 9
did you wonder if that is why she is looking it up? I think you are the one holding back and she is trying to deal with it.
xx000o 27
Maybe she could ask Tiger for some advice.
jayhawkchik 4
Huh, maybe she thinks YOU need the therapy or something..because you want it more than she does.IDK.