Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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Top comments
TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
ColdplaySucks 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well then you aren't doing your job.
happle 21
Because that's all a husband is there for.
akiahara 14
You didn't get the memo?
alexsam_fml 10
newly married and sex just twice!! what is wrong with you OP?
REFF_fml 9
Haha i thumbed up this comment to make it 69 XD
r4m2k 10
It may not have anything to do with the OP but rather with a problem on her side. Besides, why do you assume automatically it's the guy fault?
MrBubblez98 13
142- I thumbed it down to not make it 69…
NickACD 27
Get off this website 12 year old. This stuff is not for little boys like you.
TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
TheChiver 7
Oh god did I misread this FML...
TheGodDamnJoker 9
10- according to the upvotes I think you were right on track xD.
fryebaby33 12
Uh-oh.. I see where this is going
ImAFaker 29
I think he might need some papersofdivorce.
ise3 10
Its possible she loves her husband and thats why she wants to get over her addiction. I think OP should talk to her
GothickNihilist 15
This is one of the few times, in which the comment dump her is acceptable. Judging by your username, the phrase also works.
hama806 19
This may be true but OP and his wife really need to brush up on their communication skills. Seriously? Sex twice over 4 months and their sex issues never came up in conversation? Get to it OP!
docscientist 10
Are you sure? Are you certain she's not trying to be proactive and seek help before acting out?
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
middlecyclone 5
Surprising her is a really bad idea. He should ask her about it without jumping to conclusions. Perhaps she thinks he has the addiction because he wants it more. Or perhaps she was searching it for her friend. There are plausible scenarios that do not equal cheating and hitting her with divorce papers unexpectedly could seriously compromise an otherwise good relationship.
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully she's not banging her sex therapist's too.
strike2867 13
I think I just figured out my new career.
oj101 33
Therapist: So, how are you feeling today? Wife: Pretty horny. Therapist: I see... Well, I can help you overcome that for today... ;)
RedPillSucks 33
Is it bad that I giggled about your profile picture being a banana undressing?
immumo 2
Maybe she was just looking for a friend... Give her the benefit of doubt...
jem970 19
Oh yeah thats logical.
zandalee 20
No hang on... Maybe she thinks OP has a sex addiction because he wants more sex than the tiny amount they are having and she's looking sex addiction up for him. Makes you think huh?!
PincessBoff 6
I didn't think of it that way! You really turned this into a mystery. If they've been married for months you would think they'd be having sex every few days, or even every day. But since they've only had sex a few times he probably begs her for sex... Which could be the reason to the search history! You have earned the Sherlock Holmes trophy.
MidnaLink 35
that's actually pretty logical now that I think about it from your POV 43 but what if it really is her?
xMidna 6
That's the way I thought it was too 43. Might just be my personal experience though, my partner thinks it's all kinds of wild to have sex twice in one week >.>
Soloman212 28
I personally support this induction. Especially since they've only been married for four months; I'm sure it would have taken a "severe sex addict" longer than that to get tired of her hubby...
TheNewGuy03 29
This was my train of thought initially. But I pity her (and the man, by proxy) if she thinks that having sex twice in four months is excessive. That's just weird. In related news, having wildly opposite sex drives can make or break a relationship, so it might be worth looking into if that is truly the problem.
In_some_bullshit 13
That was my first thought #43.
K92 13
43 I was thinking the same thing!
The_sGTw_0979 4
At first I thought that you were hinting towards "friend with benefits". :0 Now I feel stupid. :L
middlecyclone 5
I agree with this whole thread. Obviously I think they need to talk about it but I don't necessarily think that it's definite that she's cheating. Chances are, if she actually did have a sex addiction...he would be getting a lot more than he is.
RedPillSucks 33
Don't know enough about Peru, but in some cultures the male libido is much more energized that the womans. It may very well be that 1) They didn't have sex before marriage 2) He's only just now finding out that she's just not that into sex, 3) They've only had sex twice, but he's been asking incessantly so she thinks he's addicted
fnyunj 3
some kinds of sex addicts have issues with having sex with their "legitimate" partner. They'll go have all kinds of risky sex with strangers, but then go home to their spouse and be all like; "I'm not in the mood". It's seriously ****** up, and frankly - divorce that shit.
Xxblackice 13
cause she's too busy with the sancho
Inked0803 12
You're not the one she's having sex with obviously.
sexxxysydney 14
You don't say..
Catkam623 27
Well this is a good thing too if you can get her to like having sex with you your set for life;)
meagann01 4
No , really?
CamcAmIaM 10
Captain Obvious, everybody......
taliax101 8
No shit.
docscientist 10
She's seeking a therapist, so maybe it's not quite so obvious.
incendiaaa 23
that's two issues in one, shame OP...