Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
mrcontroversy17 4
She probably has a friend with a sex addiction problem, did she tell u that one yet
whY402Jay 12
Getting more play than you...
saidoh_fml 26
There's a few possibilities here: 1)she has a really low sex drive and twice in four months is excessive to her so she believes you have an addiction 2)she's the one with the sex addiction and she wants to address it before it leads to infidelity or other issues, if it hasn't already or 3)she may have just been searching for totally random things online for no apparent reason (hey, it happens sometimes). Either way, there's only one solution and that's open communication and working together as a couple to resolve the issue. Good luck op, and get some additional info before you jump the gun. Your life may not be as ****** as you think.
lasttimelawd 9
So... start puttin out.
mikex31 4
Start supporting her addiction by giving it to her or sign the papers an leave
danaharrison 5
Maybe she was trying to find one for you if you kept bugging her to have sex and she thought you were obsessed with it. Her being addicted to sex but not having it with her new husband doesn't make very much sense.
Raykyogrou03 12
Maybe it wasn't for her?
brandoneyez1 25
Maybe it wasn't for her. May be for someone else.... If for her... Sorry op
MrBIG1 9
Well you need to step up and please your wife. I cant go 2days without it, let alone twice in 4 months.. Unless theres a problem with your manhood. then yeah FYL....
Sandnblood 4
How about you TALK to her about it.