Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
lannedevito 2
I think serving divorce papers is a bit rash. What if she was looking into it for a friend who didn't want it on their computer? There could be many other reasons she was looking it up. But seeing as they've only had sex 2 times in the first 4 months of marriage, it makes sense that the OP would want a divorce. Clearly they can't communicate at all. Why would OP let it get that far? My husband doesn't let more than two days go by without having sex. Most guys are like that.
DelphiCat 17
Most guys? Hello stereotype. I know guys who aren't like that. Similarly if i were married i would be like that (or maybe a three day minimum, coz i understand work is hard). I also happen to be in possession of a ******.
fnyunj 3
Not communicating is a BIG red flag. Having sex 2 times in 4 months is a HUGE red flag. These two red flags fly on the same pole. Time to take it down, and plant that pole on some other island.
ultra_notorious 26
Now you know why you ain't getting any from here. Wonder if she married you for the coin in your purse.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Maybe the therapist wasn't for you....
bizarre_ftw 22
Strange as it may seem, this isn't as bad as it could be, actually it suggests good things - sex addicts don't get the same pleasure out of sex that other people do and it's not the same kind of emotional connection, so her not having sex with you may be a sign that you're more important to her than other partners - she wants help, she wants to just be with you, however sex addiction IS real so she probably will need help, especially if it's 'severe' Don't overreact, talk to her. You don't know anything beyond a computer search yet, and if she actually is a sex addict it's probably from a traumatic experience
xmaximusx 12
Defiantly to tired to please you lol
fatou_fml 7
Oooohh that's not good at all ... You guys are happily married aren't you suppose to be having sex like 5 times a day* newly weds * but this doesn't sound good , good luck and hope you find out the truth
picturescrazy 24
She probably thinks you're the one with the sex addiction.
Calumae 8
Maybe she left it there as a hint to you to have more sex with her?
tiga354 8
Am i the only one who thinks she might be addicted to sex with someone else?
kezzamumma 3
She could have a lower libido and be looking for a shrink for you op