Today, I didn't have the courage to tell the guy who likes me that I only thought of him as a friend, so I asked my best friend to do it for me. It turns out that her way of doing this is telling him to "Fuck off" and then punching him in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that one of my friends is in love with me. How did I find out? A punch to the face from the boy she's supposed to be in a relationship with, for "coaxing her away" from him. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, I was working up the courage to tell my male bestie of three years that I was starting to fall in love with him. I told him, “Hey, I wanna get something off my chest, do you mind?” He instantly panicked and said, “Nope, please don’t say it.” and asked me to leave. He never let me speak and changed the subject. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
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Comments (63)
SecundusSecunda 27
At least you know if a guy ever tries to do something... unsavory... to you, she will kick his ass
mariri9206 32
hook, line, and shiner.
nyagemini23 22
Damn!
jow96 17
I would hate to see what she would do if a guy DIDN'T like you
zman938 8
Probably kill him
childproofpizza 19
Why be so merciful?
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Love scars
Jaelkus 28
Love wounds
flyingflies 36
...love may send a medical bill OP's (or her friend's) way?
lexiieeex3 32
That was extremely inappropriate and rude of your friend. Maybe next time you'll have the balls to do it yourself and not have others do your dirty work so misunderstandings like these don't happen again.
jentrynicole 20
Punching someone in the face is not a "misunderstanding." Yes, OP should have done it themselves but how were they supposed to know their friend was going to punch them?
Unbansawsage 16
I assumed that she would know that her friend is the type of person to do something like that. People don't just have random violent outburst, it's usually part of their personality.
thebigguy2756 6
Now what you should do is go out with him for a month and see how you like since your so called friend punch him
yerawizardlizzy 27
What?? Why?? Out of sympathy? That's the worst type of date.
yerawizardlizzy 27
What?? Why?? Out of sympathy? That's the worst type of date.
ellabellaboom 24
F your life? I don't know man. He got punched in the face and cussed at by some girl because you simply couldn't pluck up the courage to speak to him yourself. More like F his life to be honest... Your username really speaks the truth though, so there's that! :)