Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my wife about our lack of sex lately. Apparently, her therapist told her that her high libido and eagerness to experiment came from her early childhood issues, so now she's working through her trauma and will never want sex again. FML
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TheChiver 7
Well if she wants it, give it to her!!
BryanThaMan 14
"Accidentally" leave a browsing history for a divorce attorney ;)
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Comments (155)
bluevayero 42
maybe she is addicted to sex and not you
unlifeoftheparty 10
maybe she's a wackjob and is looking for the therapist for you, because you obviously want sex too ofter. lol!
stepymac 15
May be the Therapy is for her
Steffi 26
Maybe it's for a friend?
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Well, there are lots of possibilities. Perhaps she thinks you are the one addicted to sex. Or maybe she can't stop masturbating. Or maybe she's one of those people who have an ****** out of nowhere every 5 minutes or whatever. Or maybe she's a *****, who knows? It's hard to tell, but making assumptions is never wise. Wish you luck OP.
fnyunj 3
If you have sex twice in 4 months, and the other person thinks you're an addict - then they are CLEARLY the one with the mental issues.
Angel_Motooka 5
maybe she's looking for a sex addiction therapists for you..
RedPillSucks 33
@Ashekitty - We're FML tiggers. Jumping to conclusions is what we do best.
BobbieH 19
Are you sure its sex addiction and not sex dysfunction she is searching? The therapist would likely be the same. FYL for her not talking to you either way. If she were a sex addict and not in recovery I would have think you would have gotten laid a lot since you met her.
icepick23 12
She sounds hot
gemmadaws 3
She. Must be boning all your mates send me a pic lets be friends