Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
EvilDave 13
No, it is not a privilege to be a dad to someone else's child, especially when one is tricked into that position.
dragonbytch 0
U sound like a broken record
kwt2007 2
Sounds kinda like the plot of the movie "Chaos Theory" with Ryan Reynolds
mrcorncan99 0
What a *****.
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Wow. And she just told you this? :/
jaff23 11
The child will still love you! You've been been there for his/her entire life
Deathhound 27
I agree with you. The child will see the father in you. I'm sure you will still love him as your own child. I know it's not a good feeling to know this, but just rely on your love for eachother. The other 3 are just people for the child.
Alexisthebestest 16
I agree. If I found out the man that raised me wasn't my biological father, I would obviously be upset, but I would still love him. I think the kid would appreciate OP a lot more if he (OP) stayed around and still considered him his own child. That takes a lot of love. :)
ikickgingers 15
It's great if you stay in the kids life. But what happens of your kid finds out ? What about the other possible gents? Shouldn't they have a right to know? What if they weren't the better pick ? Jeez too Many what ifs. Sorry pal.
Cheesecakee 11
People are idiots...it DOES suck but who would give up the kid they raised as there own because the mother is a *****...its not the kids fault and if you dont care and want her to have a screwed up life then go ahead and take away the man she knows as her dad...
brooks10101 1
Well your family is the ones you love and who loves you blood is a bonus
SmittyJA24 26
"FML"??? No, 14-15 years ago, you were too stupid to realize your "girl-friend" was less than monogamous. So you may not be the father, but you're certainly "the dad". Is that so bad? Probably not. Here's the serious thought: your wife is (most probably) still ******* around. Embrace the kid, but divorce the cum-dumpster wife. Or, seek therapy.
txgirl2013 14
1-800 CHOKE DAT HOE