Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
JEHughes 13
I wish I could buy* you a drink. that's what it should have said.
Climaxx 11
I don't understand how you could deserve this. Sorry bout the kid, Op ):
angieliz 0
Wow slap that bitch
nancyfantastic 3
OP, anyone can be a father, but being a dad is a privilege. You are this child's dad and have been for 14 years. Don't quit now :)
Susieee_Q 9
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" I apologize, someone had to.
suri23 11
I agree with #16's comment, though how keeping the paternity issue quiet while finding the real sperm donor is a head scratcher. What brought this on, paternity test?
nerdlover92596 0
Your wife's a *****, simple as that. Sorry though OP, I'm sure you still love him the same though.
thisbitchdani 3
Mamma mia... here we go again.
EvilDave 13
OP, leave them both and find a decent woman and have a family of your own. Let her explain to the child how she was a **** and you are not the father and how one of three other guys is. Conversely, you could consider this as justification to date and sleep with whomever you choose.
lulututu 4
I don't know if you have noticed, but you keep getting thumbed down.
Susieee_Q 9
My God. You're not very bright.
thiscrazything 1
Horrible idea
Alexisthebestest 16
Oh yea, just leave the ******* bastard behind. The kid doesn't feel betrayed or hurt, right? I mean, for ***** sake, he only just found out that the man he's called dad for the last 14 years doesn't share the same DNA as him. This is all clearly the sons fault for being conceived. He deserves it... Well, this was painful to write. The sarcasm is just overpowering.
rezzel 0
wow, u must b heart broken sorry man