Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
lunax_fml 14
ydi, you should always get a dna test
BIEBERSLAYER 10
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!
thiscrazything 1
Aww, sucks for you, but hopefully you won't take it out on the kid that knows you as their father , no matter what happens between you and your lying, cheating wife.
thiscrazything 1
Sorry skipster, but you, my friend are an idiot.
woopdattrick 5
1-800-chokedathoe.
bullrider92 19
Just keep being the man.My uncle raised a child he thought was his too.Once the bio father got involved the boy got in some shit.My uncle took him back in and straightened him out.Now my cousin will have nothing to do with the bio and will tell you that he only has one dad,my uncle.
Notime4bull 4
-turns to three other guys- none of you are the fathers!
shopfitch 7
You deserve it for having sex at such a young age.
capnbzarr 43
For your comment, you deserve to never get laid. I first had sex at 16 and have absolutely no regrets. Neither does the girl (who is now my wife of 5 years).
kittyLoveZombiez 0
I say tell the kid. Yous still love him don't you It will be hard for him if you don't tell him now And kick that **** out of your life she literly doesn't deserve you like no joke.
RedPirate 3
I hear rubbers are expensive. Up to about $5 for a box now aren't they? Who can afford that with all the dope and booze to be bought! Don't do the deed if you can't live with the consequences. Especially when you're some dumb teenager. YDI, and LOL.
fthku 13
How the **** do you miss the fact that it's not his child?