Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I took a long distance train across country. Early on I had an urgent need to use the bathroom. As I went to flush away the nasty, the preflush water violently projected my diarrhoea onto my pants before clearing the rest down the gurgler. I have 8 hours left on the train. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
Go see a doctor, the constant need to go could be an underlining problem.
Inkoseh 33
As others have stated; Go to the Doctors! Underlying UTI or Kidney issues. Incontinence also can and does start appearing even as young as you. A person should ALWAYS seek medical advice when their body starts doing something different than you're used to!
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Ghostrui 31
Go see a doctor, the constant need to go could be an underlining problem.
Kymberly Hams 12
this can be a symptom of a uti. even without burning, pain etc you could still have one. please go and see a doctor
Inkoseh 33
As others have stated; Go to the Doctors! Underlying UTI or Kidney issues. Incontinence also can and does start appearing even as young as you. A person should ALWAYS seek medical advice when their body starts doing something different than you're used to!
TergesteCity 12
It's a problem more common that you may think. There can be a lot of reasons behind it, from simple stress or lack of some nutrients to infections or inflammations of the urinary tract or prostatic problems, so as others suggested you should seek advice from an andrologist.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Frequent urination can also be a sign of diabetes. Please go to the doctor soon.
Nhayaa 21
Yup, that's what happened to my best friend.
LolCandy 27
If you are stuck waiting a long time before you can get a doctors appointment, try drinking pure unsweetened cranberry juice on the off chance it provides some relief. Keep drinking water because it could be an infection. But most importantly, get to that doctor! It could be a variety of very nasty things even worse than an infection.
Nix188 13
Go call the doctor, tell em to shove their finger up your butt, cause sounds like you gotta prostate problem. (assuming you're a dude)
Mungolikecandy 19
Do some core exercises and also see a doctor as you potentially may have diabetes or other such condition.
Mr_Mole 24
Go get that prostate checked.
knowledgeofthebees 4
sounds like a nasty UTI. get that checked before it spreads to your kidneys and you become septic.