Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
chinchilla4404 0
This sounds a heck of a lot like Glee
Pisslips 0
You got played homie.
omgwtfroflmfao 10
Honestly, YDI for having a child at 16.
juanitad 3
Your stupid......of course he didn't plan on getting a girl pregnant at 16 who in the hell would plan on getting a girl pregnant at 16 accidents do happen...condoms do break. Maybe the ho is better at lying than he thinks and she got pregnant while "taking" the pill? Think about that. Don't be a bitch and tell him its his fault because of an accident.
fthku 13
Obviously, he didn't have a kid at 16. That's the main ******* point of the FML. He did, however, step up and raised the kid when he thought it was his, instead of running away like so many other guys, so he deserves credit for that.
Obryn 9
Amen!
lifelessons22222 0
Kudos to you for being so dedicated to him/her though. At least you're a good man, even if she's a cheater and a liar.
MamaErinLPN 0
I'm sure that after 14 years your love for this child is just as strong as it would be if you were the child's biological father. You do need to consider that sad reality, however, that if you leave the child's mother, you will not be entitled to visitation or custody of the child. The biological father needs to be determined, he may want to sign over his rights to the child, therefore allowing you to adopt him/her. This is a very sad situation for both you and the child.
lulututu 4
If he signed the birth certificate than he will have visitation rights. Just like she can get him for child support if he leaves. It was on the news recently.
corleon198425 22
14 years.14 years and on her birthday he found out its not his??? Now I aint saying your wifes a gold digger....
iliketurdles 7
*does epic dance whilst wife runs away backstage*
iammoney 0
I would say dont tell him ur a great father for being there for him for 14 years nows not the time to just say i dont want him anymore im 14 years old and my dad walked out on me when i was 2 years old and i havent seen him since
sweetchef420 0
Only in Texas...
TheManWithAnAK47 0
Heck yeah get out of dodge. Tell your 'son' what a ***** his mother is and leave.