DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Not the daddy-o
The boy is mine
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sweet Home Alabama
whiskey'swino 15
If it is her "favorite uncle" wouldn't it be her mother or fathers brother? The kid's "favorite uncle" doesn't make sense.
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Comments (21)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sweet Home Alabama
soupram 6
Please be your brother and not hers
bl3ur0z3 17
How would either of their brothers be her favorite uncle? Never mind, I really don't want to know. I also don't want to know why you would jump to that conclusion.
whiskey'swino 15
If it is her "favorite uncle" wouldn't it be her mother or fathers brother? The kid's "favorite uncle" doesn't make sense.
tounces7 28
It would in a way. It could be her "Favorite Uncle of the child".
whiskey'swino 15
Paternity test stat!
KingAdrock 16
Get a divorce, and get your lawyer to demand that HE pay the child support.
julfunky 29
His lawyer is responsible for making sure HE doesn’t have to pay child support, not to force someone else to. It’s up to his wife’s lawyer to seek child support from the child’s real father.
greenwichgal 15
I feel like favorite uncle was just a cover to name her son after the potential father...not that the uncle might be the father
Phillycheeze 20
Sounds like Favorite Uncle had it in for you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Do you mean blood relative uncle, uncle by marriage, or parents' best friend uncle? And if you aren't his father, what will you do?
Lighthadow 3
we're... talking about *her* * UNCLE*... daaaaamn
TCRII 30
Uncle Daddy
mekiswrite 21
Or is it Daddy Uncle?
Santorini Lawrencia 19
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!