Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
peacelovepink26 0
and your happy about this because?.... (you seem fine with it, like NBD)
purpledogs 0
time for maury or jerry springer
dixieangelec_09 1
it's not the kid's fault so you should still love him/her the same.... now your wife on the other hand.. it would be hard to not let it affect your relationship with her.. but since you stepped up at 16 and actually raised the kid, that's just awesome
Obryn 9
Your 14-year old child is your child in every legal and meaningful way... Legally, you will be bound to provide for this child because you are the only father he/she has ever known. Meaningfully, you were there and hope you will continue to be there for your child's formative years... Just because, biologically, you're not related is no reason to throw everything away. Good luck!
trangster612 2
If you've raised her since you were 16, you must love her a lot to stay, so does it really matter that you're not the father?
beebeeL 1
Who cares ! if he's basically your son to you then you can't abandon hom now!
Viperex 5
So your wife had sex with at least 3 other guys right about the same time she did with you, then she lied to you to make you stick with her, and then she kept the lie going on for about 14 years. Not only she is a *****, she is also a terrible person. I would think twice about staying with that bitch. You deserve better.
cowgirl69 2
You manned up at 16, gave up your childhood and raised a child, that is something not a lot of people would do. To find out that the child isn't yours by blood is terrible. Just remember that it is not the kids fault, and that they love you like a "blood" father so don't stop loving him/her like a blood child.
lolmigosh 15
Your wifes a hoee
Harlequin073 6
Omfg i am sorry man