Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML
Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Today, I’m so lonely and sick of living that I wish my fictional comfort character was real, only so someone would hug me and tell me I’ll be okay, even if they were lying. FML
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RichardPencil 32
That's ok if your teddy bear has had recent negative covid tests. And, of course, you didn't let him go to the picnic, right?
red6joker 8
nothing wrong with that.
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RichardPencil 32
That's ok if your teddy bear has had recent negative covid tests. And, of course, you didn't let him go to the picnic, right?
Bubbilility 27
This is a really cute image tho... unless it's that stupid long-leg bear. Then it's just funny.
red6joker 8
nothing wrong with that.