Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
azpallen 0
FIRST!!!
lulututu 4
Your picture scares me:/
v4extreme 6
True fml :(
macklby 3
Dude thumbs up for being a responsible man when the time called for it, just a shame that shit like that happens to guys like u :-((
omfgfmlife 0
regardless of "love" this really sucks seeing as how so much of his teenage life was wasted raised a child that wasnt even his >.> fyl
laethriel 0
I would leave the that *****. But the child is still yours and the child only knows you as his/her father. You got a long road ahead of you & alot of thinking.
iwadasn 33
I hope you only resent your wife for this, and not her daughter. The daughter did nothing wrong, and I'm sure she loves you just as much as she would if you were her biological father.
Neshalicious84 0
Bitch
RomanBeauty 0
Wow, I'm so sorry she took all those years away from you, I hope she doesn't tale your son away too, he's still the young man that YOU raised, so even though you aren't his real father you are still his dad. That's so much more than he could have had with a mom like that
COCOPUFF3663 0
wat a hoe I'm srry man
Wicked361 8
OP your are...-dramatic pause- NOT the father!