Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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ninjaCarebear 17
Jackass.
LiveLaughFML 10
"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"
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Comments (174)
ninjaCarebear 17
Jackass.
Superman08 6
Shouldn't OP have been able to tell she was blind?
LiveLaughFML 10
"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"
FarSide 23
Figures... New Jersey...
Freeze_fml 17
Yeah, the blind just give off this sense of blindness at a first glance.
white16sox 19
Need a moment? Chew it over with twix.
Marcella1016 32
Anyone else see that it was more ****** up for his friend than the blind chick? I mean, it's actually TRUE that a chick that hot had to be blind to go out with him lmfao After that douchey statement, his self esteem must be shot to hell...
madskittlesftw 5
I hope she hit op with her cane.
elk21dbm 18
How can't you tell she's blind???? U met her in person...
tacticalnutmeg 0
I'd just like to say that 3 has the same picture as me.
Mitch_Connor 11
How does being in a certain state make the OP likely to make a mistake like that? Wait, you're an idiot. Nevermind. Back on track, sometimes people couldn't tell if one is blind if they assume his or her eyes are just light blue or grey. Not you being a dick, OP.
stacianichole 2
Jersey Shore.
EvilPotato 15
Think before you speak.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Evil I am not happy with how short this is.
stacianichole 2
Jesus Christ, I simply explained why New Jersey now has a bad reputation.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
OP-"She must be blind to be going out with you!" Friend-"yeah, she is.." OP-"Oh, I see. Well it was nice catching up with you. Ma'am I hope you'll pardon this encounter with the late (OP's name here). I am going to go run with scissors in traffic. Good day to you." OP don't expect a Christmas card from him this year.
FarSide 23
I started it.... and you got blamed. Sorry about "Mitch the Dick".
Mitch_Connor 11
Mitch the big dick Connor. Get it right, at least.
z620 0
Your all blaming op like he was making fun of her. He didn't know, maybe she was wearing what looked like sunglasses, or no glasses and just seemed pretty normal.
Bekeliyr 10
unless she's wearing a bunch of make-up, sunglasses, or contacts then maybe....
ohxdamnxkay02 12
"you must be blind to go out with him." "yeah she is." *nervous chuckle*...."sooo.. was it love at first sigh-.., shit!"
xxxlovesENEMYxxx 0
will everybody get off of his ass?? op didn't know
zachherbert 10
They do say you can be blinded from reality from love.
anorexicbarbie 8
22 That was the only comment where people make dialogue out of an FML that I found really funny. Good job *applause*
abbyelizabeth 9
I bet guys wish there were a lot more hot blind girls in the world...
Marcella1016 32
I agree with 102. Its not like OP did it on purpose. I'm sure everyone who said he deserved it says stuff like that all the time.
jillyj98 7
Whoops!
mfjkr 10
Hai
PutItIn 8
Jackass 2
FarSide 23
@87: The biggest of all.
ShayDeeBayBe 0
Rofl tooo funny !
hnz 13
For every good there's a bad?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Got dat Hellen Keller swag ;D
MagicGiraffe 12
OP never said anything about her being deaf
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If ops friend is Justin Beiber then we can only assume...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
If ops friend is Justin Beiber then we can only assume...
Ruler3000 17
I see what you did there... Wait a second...
Emma_Gracie 0
Thats horrible!!! I bet u felt bad!!
imcutefml 0
Theybetter
Wheredidgrungego 12
Nah, just pretty crappy.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
31, that is a very inappropriate word! I am enrolling you in anger management classes.
Bball_boy15 3
67 hahahahabahahahahahaha
poostool 5
No he just felt fat in the face
Bloodlvst 11
Easiest Houdini ever. EVER.
amadais 1
Dumbest comment ever. EVER
sugarkiller_fml 6
I have no clue what his comments mean. Is it relate to a movie?
umbrawind 0
Look it up on UrbanDictionary.
TripleJumpMan 0
Ok when I read this I lol'd a little bit
substitutes 0
ydi tbh
absolutegrrr 7
omg stfu gtfo rofl
stacianichole 2
WTF smh...
CryMoreFMLs 15
First comment without acronyms. Victory.
13FTW 9
This comment is the reason the world still exists and I am so very much appreciative you took the time time and effort to post it.
YayorNay 8
Lms
ashbaby2014 5
You really can't spell out the words? Your worse than my sister who can't spell
Wheresmysandwich 3
you should've seen the look on your face... too bad she can't.
greg84_fml 21
Or the kitchen by your profile pic..
Buttsexpirate 9
For some reason, this reminds me of the girlfriend of the toxic avenger from the first movie.
zombicidal 11
movie rules with his mop of justice
fakeaccountX 6
I'll bet you wished he were deaf after that...
HomeAl0ne 20
A clearer thinker would wish that she was deaf.
RecklessJellyBea 7
He must be squishy..
leadman1989 16
Too bad she didn't have her seeing eye dog with her "GET HIM! sprinkles" In this case sprinkles is a 100 pound German Shepard.
Commander223 9
I don't see how people could thumb this down. I ******* laughed my ass off!
leadman1989 16
Thanks. A lot of the times I know when I'm saying something dickish that will get thumbed down but this one took me by surprise. I think they took it the wrong way. Also your picture makes me wanna laugh every time I see it. XD
CryMoreFMLs 15
I thumbed it down beause I am genuinely afraid of big dogs.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
Lol! How do people not like this?