Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Top comments
firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
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Comments (128)
HollyQuinn 21
Oh, wow. Sorry man, good job she's your ex then!
jake_braves 25
For real! That's crazy. People like that are so disgusting. Smh
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
MichaelDeSanta 20
That'll make Christmas very awkward!
incoherentrmblr 22
Sounds like something they'd say in GTA...
Brandi_Faith 34
Congrats on your new brother? :/ Seriously though, that's horrible!
qwertydude1 19
"Today, on the Maury show"
haphazardly 15
Dat ass
Anubis94 24
damn... that's a little awkward
MonstreBelle 29
That's the understatement of the year
firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
cheeeksss 29
If this happened to me, I would be tempted to barf. ******* disgusting. I would cut off my ex and disown my mother (in my case, since I'm female). I'm so sorry OP. I can't even imagine how you feel.
dyne808 34
technically your spouse could still sleep with your father, they would just be bi/pan/experimenting/etc.
cheeeksss 29
Yeah but I am straight, meaning my partner would be male. How could a child be birthed if he were to hook up with my dad? I thought about it before commenting. I said "mother" for that reason.
snarkytruth 37
#84 That isn't what bi or pan sexual means. That's just sick. Better to know before you married her. Dad better start paying child support. Future mother, gross. its all too screwed up to think about and its your future half bro forever. Never take it out on the kid. Dump them both and keep the kid and raise it as however you like your bro or son. Poor kid has some seriously screwed up folks but twisted sick crap like that happens more often than we realize.
BlackHawkSavior 28
What does that make you?
Queen_of_Night 20
Obviously, the child would be his half-sibling...
Lalala579121 28
Absolutely nothing.
Kaalschneid 21
well, that would be his half sibling, fiance's don't count as step parents... fully messed up mother and grandpa/biological father.
Ladisa 28
Screwed.
One_Way 43
The ex-fiancee was.
MonstreBelle 29
Lucky to be her ex instead of her husband
roxxyfoxxy3 25
I'm so sorry to hear, OP. You did the right thing by breaking up with her. I hope you had a long talk with your dad too. I also hope the kid actually turns out to be yours.
thisguy22 33
I don't. Then he'll be forever tied to the mother. If it's his sibling then he can at least ignore the woman.
DoomedGemini 38
I'd get them both out of my life, the dads just as guilty as the girl, though in my opinion he's worse. He put lust over his own kid.
Tripartita 45
People are going to need to wear hazmat suits to future family reunions deal with the lethal levels of awkwardness.
Tripartita 45
*to deal
PenguinsLaugh 24
"Hey kid, I'm your brother and I was engaged to your mom! "
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
don't forget " i ****** your mom"
vb68_fml 28
Goodbye child...Hello brother!
superwhovian 16
Wow, that's horrible. I am really sorry your ex-fiancée and father would do that to you. Not that it makes it any better but at least you didn't marry her yet. :/