Today, I caught my underage daughter selling naked pictures to internet sickos. Trying to stay calm, I asked her why. She said, "Should I go work at McDonald's for pennies? I've made over twelve grand in three months selling pictures of my tits." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I found out my fourteen-year-old daughter is making more money than me, thanks to babysitting and winning writing contests. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
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FluffythePink 23
Ouch. No more internet access until you're legal. The 12 grand will last her and I suggest you look into investments with her. Sad fact is that you probably won't be able to stop her unless you lock her in the basement with zero access to technology. You're also probably not going to get a teenager to understand that those pics are most likely going to haunt her for the rest of her life... All you can do is your absolute best to keep her safe and probably get her into therapy to understand that prostitution isn't the best choice she could make. It's lucrative, yes, but it's going to bite her in the arse for any job that does a decent internet dive on prospective applicants.
GoogieWithers 25
The pictures may not haunt her. If she is underage, then the pictures will be classed as child p0rn.
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FluffythePink 23
Ouch. No more internet access until you're legal. The 12 grand will last her and I suggest you look into investments with her. Sad fact is that you probably won't be able to stop her unless you lock her in the basement with zero access to technology. You're also probably not going to get a teenager to understand that those pics are most likely going to haunt her for the rest of her life... All you can do is your absolute best to keep her safe and probably get her into therapy to understand that prostitution isn't the best choice she could make. It's lucrative, yes, but it's going to bite her in the arse for any job that does a decent internet dive on prospective applicants.
GoogieWithers 25
The pictures may not haunt her. If she is underage, then the pictures will be classed as child p0rn.
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like a businesswoman who's going to get places in her life!