Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
lebronsucks 3
Holy shit that ruined your whole entire life
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
It's kind of sad most of these comments go from one extreme to another. Either 'does it matter? If you love her and your kid I don't see what the big deal it' and 'get the hell out of there OP. This ruined your life, now you're free'. I didn't read the FML like "I've just thrown away my whole life on a kid that isn't mine" but "The kid I love and have raised for 14 years isn't biologically related to me". Of course, this isn't going to stop you being a father. Some people on FML seem to think that it's easy to just walk away from being a parent. Walking away, as I'm sure you know, would just punish a kid that had no say in the matter. Not saying you would do that, just adressing commenters. Take it from someone who met their bio father when they were 15- biology doesn't have to mean shit. But what your wife did was cruel and disgusting, to both you and your child. She did a horrible thing, let's not pretend otherwise.
be_the_hopeful 0
I'm not trying tm be mean but did I read it wrong or does this mean if it is yours you were two when they were born?
Iknoweverything 29
You're reading it wrong. He has raised the kid since he was 16, and the kid is 14 years old.
MrTaeKwonDo 6
dude, cut her head off. she basically changed your life and ruined it because shes selfish and an idiot.
dmdandridge 0
Jerry! Jerry! :)
tripper37 0
I smell a divorce.
onefinemess 11
Did her confession involve telling you to you face or did it involve a priest? If it involved a priest ydi, you don't listen to those. If she had the guts after 14 years to tell you wow, my condolences. At least you're still young.
JustJaredfied 0
So you were 2 when she was born? How old is your Wife?
LuciDaniels 8
@215 he was 16 when the kid was born and the kid is now 14. that would make the OP 30 :P
jakster123 0
such bullshit. if you just found out your teenage son isn't yours, you wouldn't be posting it on fml.