Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
scottwadd1 0
You are a good man. Don't forget that.
painkiller3666 4
Kill that bitch!
SAgirl 23
Keep the kid, dump the ***** =/
pixie19881 0
Yea, id get rid ov her. Thats fuked up. Wow sorry dude
pixie19881 0
its bs, cuz havin and raisin a child when ur young is not easy. N to find out u started ur life early for a child n tha.child aint urs, id slap tha hell outta her
Torrey_Turner 12
yur wife is a ***** for sleeping with 4 guys at the same time but seriously you should find another wife one that will not lie to you for 14 years over something so serious thats still your kid though youre a real man
Torrey_Turner 12
Any guy can be a sperm donar and get a women pregnant it takes a real man to be a father
anaontiveros5704 0
I'm sorry but you didn't know? you would've been 2 when that child was born. at least that's how I'm reading this....
quepasaguapo 10
.. he's 30 now, the kid is 14 now, he's been standing in as the kid's father since he was 16.
hoonyer 17
the child is now 14 yrs old, op has raised him SINCE he was 16, which would now make op 30yrs old
born12l8 0
Calls 911 and says there's about to be a murder, operator asks what it is regarding.. My wife is a lying *****, and my child isn't genetically mine! "click..click..click..click..click..click..click..click... Click.clack.... Thump thump thump BANG! BANG!... thump"
Daralea 21
AT 16!!!? Wow, she ****** your life up early.