Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
blushy 14
they're only her dad biologically and you and your wife were clearly a good couple to have lasted that long
DarkScythe951 4
My cousin has a stepfather and they're not related by blood... Being a stepchild/parent is being related by marriage like being a mother-in-law
tcj2010 5
Better yet 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE
jollercoaster 3
so pretty much your whole life has been a lie. this would be much worse than say, an affair that happens AFTER 14 years of marriage. if you stay with this whorre and the little bastard(well, that's what he factually is), you are never going to have any respect from her or yourself.
Bluskyhunter 0
That really sucks, but no matter what that child only knows you are their dad... keep being the good father you have been
deadboyparis 3
You're still his dad.
crzysam96 7
You've been raising this kid when you were 16?
greenlova 2
Duh it's not yours, you wouldn't have a baby when you're 2-_-
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Ok. I'll say it. @281, hes not saying he had the kid when he was 2. Read it again. And check your math, hon.
kenjenkei 32
You just went full retard, son. Never go full retard.
TrixieCandyLips 5
the **** is wrong with you.
Lucky7Samson 10
Bounce on that bitch and her bastard child.
Brianna_Ray 23
Hope you're not raising the child any differently. Still you're child, even if not by blood!