Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
Chris159123 1
So your two years old?
SamIAm15 6
you're such a dumb@ss -.- he sayd he's raised the kid for 14 years SINCE he was 16
Pharmacist_fml 2
YDI for not getting a paternity test, moron, and for cumming in a ****. But you're a good man for raising the kid as if he was your own. Your life is very conflicted, isn't it?
Sweet_Lemonade 4
Unfortunately depending on the state, even if it isn't yours, your name is on the birth certificate and remains your responsibility until the kid turns 18, even if the biological father is found. Still, very commendable to man up and be a father at 16
punkrocker092 0
I think that's good reason to bypass domestic violence laws
NPN_Scorpio 16
This is more common than you'd think. 5 to 10 % of children don't have the biological father that is penned on the dotted line. Most "fathers" never find out.
vaticanroulette 2
i'm sorry :/
MRVOlivia 22
Wow.....that had to have messed with your life plan......BUT----still take care of the child :) don't let this ruin your relationship :D
DrDoomzy 0
Kill the bitch!!
xZoeAmethystx 12
Since 16? OP may have gotten a bad reputation for no reason
klentner 0
Become blood brothers...then you shall be one hiya