Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Top comments
bubblepaarty 5
tell yer wife "life's not a garden, so don't be a hoe" !
Eval_fml 9
Well, if you raised a child for 14 years i would say the blood-relation shouldnt matter.
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Comments (287)
rawrisforsami 13
Time to call up jerry springer or maury! Make sure you mention you wrote an FML about it, so that when I watch the episode, I know it was you :)
MeaganJFD 0
JERRY JERRY JERRY
flyboy22 0
I cant imagine what you gave up since you were 16. All for nothing...
bad_company69 0
Dude I jus spent like 40 mins creating an account for fml jus to say ur wifes a f*kin C*NT
mega00ant 0
I love bad company :D
mega00ant 0
Take the kid! Leave her!
AidanLikesLlamas 0
don't be a fool rap your tool
AidanLikesLlamas 0
quit her and keep the kid he is yours since you cared enough about him to raise him since you were 16
Sophomoric1 13
Look at the brightside. At least you're only 30 and still have time to find someone who isn't a lying *****.
Mannie_G 0
I thought I'd end up in that situation once. But thumbs up for raising a kid that wasn't yours. At least the kid has a father figure,right? I say leave the hoe but stay in touch with the kid.
japper123 1
Well, your life suck atm but have one kid "blood or not" does it really matter? atleast your wife told you, sure its a little late, but you can still have the "Talk" with your son, try to work it out with you wife aswell. if it dont work out try to atleast to be a father to the kid. your a good father if you ask me. I wich there was more people like you in this world