Today, I was walking my dog in my suburban neighborhood when all of a sudden we practically jumped out of our skin (and fur) when we heard what I assumed were fireworks. Nope, someone down the street was testing their new AR-15 in their backyard. All perfectly legal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the 2 loud "firework booms" I heard were actually a guy shooting his dog on the unfinished road behind my house. FML
Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, in Nevada during Halloween night, I discovered my neighbors have something that sounds an awful lot like an explosive. I can't see anything on fire, but WHY do my neighbors have EXPLOSIVES? FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, as I enjoyed my peaceful evening, I realized that my redneck neighbors had gone into the hills to shoot machine guns. How the almighty f**k did they get MACHINE GUNS? FML
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Thaylok 17
I have never heard of a city that permitted firing guns in the city limits if it wasn't at a licensed range. That's not commen, even in America.
Hangryko 32
I'm so glad I'm not from America. FYL
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Comments (6)
tiptoppc 21
“Paddle Faster, I hear Banjos!”
Hangryko 32
I'm so glad I'm not from America. FYL
Thaylok 17
I have never heard of a city that permitted firing guns in the city limits if it wasn't at a licensed range. That's not commen, even in America.
tiptoppc 21
Probably Louisiana. You can keep chickens and cows and pigs behind your shed between you and your neighbors’s home in middle of city. They were likely butchering their cow, then will use the rolling coal V-10 pickup to drag the carcass down their street to their sista-Cuzz’s house that butchers and dumps the remains in a canal. I shit you not. My dad came from here, and this place experienced this exact scenario recently
DLBL 23
Perfectly not legal.
GoogieWithers 25
Do you live in Ukraine?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
'murica, f*** yeah!