Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Top comments
Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
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Comments (205)
jumpgurl23 0
very smart on putting it on ur thumbdrive haha. But thats why you dont put it on one you would give someone!!
liquidpaper 0
Even if you must carry **** on your flash drive, you suck at hiding it. If you don't go the TrueCrypt route, at least put it in a hidden folder and name it SYSTEM VOLUME INFORMATION or something like that.
GloomySkyz 0
It wouldve been smart not to give your teacher a thumb drive with **** on it.
veballfreak21 0
i agree with #1
gloriouslyhorrid 0
This made me giggle. When my husband was in high school he used to keep his in a folder called "country music."
rukusrazor 0
I hope it was like "Fun with Farm Animals 11" or something like "Furries Gone Wild" /Ceiling cat is watching
Cormophyte 0
Don't worry, his is probably named "myNovel". Every teacher's got one.
purple5 0
lol @ 8. oh...and YDI
no_damn_luck 0
You should worry about your school work, especially your grammar, not ****. The correct way would have been "pass some information to me for a project" It's called subject/verb agreement. The teacher was passing information, not passing you. Maybe if you paid attention you'd know this.
izzyyy 0
Hahaha that's such a burn, poor guy. Every class with that teacher will be incredibly awkward.