Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
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Comments (205)
Kitty34_fml 0
YDI for having **** on a portable drive and giving it to your teacher, regardless what folder it is in.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
kathuzada 6
I wonder if they passed the class
TwitchingNebula 17
I wonder if this idiot knows how to spell genus correctly. Looks like that's a no.
writergirl23 19
Looks like you can't either.
kai_ngo 0
Ahem, if I may interject? It's spelled Genius, you dimwit.
iBiteRoses 22
Wank bank? That made me LOL
WildOshawott 7
Pssh. He could've just changed it's properties to a hidden file. Not that hard.
cole_tyler42 21
kek
sforzare 0
Why would you keep your **** on your thumb drive...? /facepalm
noobgang7 5
world of warcraft emote lol
jpest17 5
he should have labeled it some class he dosent even have then put several folders inside of folders to prevent accedents!
terranada 3
because there's a bigger risk of it being found if it's on the comp. at least wif a thumb drive he can keep it wif him. op u shoulda hidden the file tho
juicybanana_fml 0
lol
andrewcollins 8
Why wouldn't you? When something goes on your hardrive it is there permanent even of you "delete" it.
djspazy 0
@#2: apparently it wasn't clever enough to fool a teacher
niebauer 9
2 was being sarcastic
Me27 0
#3 it actually makes sense to me, since it means nothing is on a hard drive. But I'm thinking you need a label that means no one else would open it like that. Something obscure.
andrewcpu 8
Like '**** folder?'
trackrunner525 0
lmao, that was just idiotic on so many levels...even if you keep **** on your flash drive, why wouldn't you take it off before you went in to see the teacher
Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
jkasian48 15
If it was my teacher he would of opened it up anyways
F_M_L_y0 0
@#2 - apparently the irony of your post isn't clear to everyone.
redroses5 0
......even if you keep **** on your thumb drive (wtf) you deserve it for handing it to a teacher. lmao. "Today, I called one of my students to give him some information for his project. After he plugs in his thumbdrive, I open the folder named "School Work" to put the files in. It was full of ****. FML"
vespr 0
"gay ****" :)
ohcrap007 1
lmfao
Rockyio 0
lol..that is why you give it a file name that nobody will ever open... like i dunno...Salt Water Fish? lol
Lucidium 0
But then they get curious.
mustang95 7
Now we know what to look for in your computer