Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
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SAWSS231 0
HAHAHA wow, i actually do the same exact thing, just not with ****, just other embarrassing documents. i titled it "School STUFF" though
chupacabra_fml 0
#25 FTW hahahaha But seriously, if you need to keep **** on a thumbdrive, don't put it on the same thumbdrive that has school work that you're planning on giving your teacher. You should have seen that coming, YDI
TerAki 0
That's why you make it a hidden folder.
your_life_sux 0
does YDI stand for "you dumb idiot?" & your stupid for putting that on a flashdrive. bahahaha. thats what you get!
tiwazundeniable 0
While I appreciate your devotion to the English language, #40, I must hang my head in shame to see a fellow enforcer of grammar fall from grace. It is not about subject/verb agreement but rather the noble indirect object, which our friend the OP has used correctly. Your suggestion of replacing that indirect object with the prepositional phrase "to me" may be stylistically more eloquent in conjunction with the OP's verb choice, but his way is not technically incorrect. Perhaps if you found your "school work" as stimulating as the OP apparently does, your grammatical arguments would be less flaccid at these key moments.
Amkii 0
... I don't get it. Why did you give him your thumb drive? Seems weird, like a sort of violation of privacy, even if he was trying to give you some info. Couldn't he have let YOU take HIS thumb drive or e-mail it to you?
24788 7
lol, you should get an external hard drive instead of a using a thumb drive. Terabyte of **** storage also.
greeneye_fml 12
Geez, call it pics or data or somethic lame like that.
skeet_shooter 0
YDI for not having two flash drives, a private locked-in-the-desk one and a shareable one. They're about 10 bucks now.
burtonboard97 0
#40. Wow. This is FML, not English class. Sweet baby jesus. You are a fricken grammar nazi. no one cares about his grammar. we all got the point. to the OP: that was smart at home, but stupid at school. I suggest a name change. I wanna know how he reacted.