Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't laugh, BurnInDemonFire. It's not funny. It's not OP's fault for thinking their private adult material was safe just casually stored on an old laptop. I said don't laugh, you bastard!
MidnaLink 35
Even if they weren’t, he needs a good ******* earful about taking someone’s property without their permission.
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Comments (20)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't laugh, BurnInDemonFire. It's not funny. It's not OP's fault for thinking their private adult material was safe just casually stored on an old laptop. I said don't laugh, you bastard!
WHSKitty4ever 23
It took me a second to realize that your comment was directed at yourself lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
The worst part is, I'm still laughing at it.
whiskey'swino 15
That will be a fun surprise for his mom later. I'm sure she would be willing to give the obviously stolen computer back
sunnyray812 42
Making sex tapes at all are risky even if they are on something that's yours. It's best not to do it unless you want someone else to see them.
tounces7 28
Especially when you live with other people who have no boundaries.
sunnyray812 42
Exactly. Never expect others to respect your boundaries. Most people don't anyway.
silentbabydeer 10
Your step grandma is going to get a surprise....... nudes and sex tape featuring you.
RichardPencil 32
Don’t worry. In a few days, you’ll get some “random” texts (or more likely, faxes or telegrams) asking if you’re into GILFs.
MidnaLink 35
Even if they weren’t, he needs a good ******* earful about taking someone’s property without their permission.
interesting33 37
yep. so not ok!
whiskey'swino 15
Good side- the sex tapes and nudes absolutely prove that it is your laptop and was not meant to be given to anyone. Should be easy enough to take back. Hopefully.
PrecisionConage 3
I have so many questions... Did your stepdad know your password? If so, why would you put anything like that on there without some kind of extra password protection? If not, wouldn't he have had to wipe it before giving it to your step-grandma anyway? Technically he could have reset the password, but if he was savvy enough to do that, why wouldn't he have set up a new account for her instead of using yours? Why did he give away your laptop without asking?
acmariner99 25
IT solution here: you can make encrypted partitions, add your sensitive files, and password protect them.
DanielleinDC 34
Can you get your laptop back? That's theft to take your laptop without your permission.