Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
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Tehalon 0
If you want to make sure no one dares to open it, put it in a folder like; Norton Anti-virusQuarantined files
starvingxartist 0
okay well, that's stupid, but i don't know of any teacher who would actually do that, mine certainly never just let themselves into my thumbdrive, so to speak. that sounds dirty, but i can't think of a better way to say it.
stfuminjakid 0
In middle school my friends got their pr0n taken away. They used to sell it to other kids xD Man, that was 6 years ago. jeeze. time certainly does fly
SteezyPeezy 0
YDI For looking at ****
Avenger_fml 0
Nice. U shoulnt have given it to ur teacher if u had labeledbut "schoolwork"
14159265_fml 0
Ha ha ha... Seriously, if you want to hide it, do the following: 1. Start > Run > Type "CMD" and press enter 2. Find out what drive letter the USB is. Say it's E: In the CMD window, type: E: 3. Create a folder, say you name it "pr0n" Dump your shit in there, and go back to cmd. Type : attrib +s +h "pr0n" 4. That will hide it. If you want it back, do the same thing. but type, attrib -s -h "pr0n" Now don't get caught again!
RPGod 0
Don't put your **** on a portable drive. Nest it in like 10 folders on your home computer. Even so, name the folders 'damaged files', '01101001', etc.
Fragnox 3
I would have to say that I sympathize with you on the matter that your teacher opened the folder without permission. However, you deserve it for not hiding it more creatively -- I don't keep a stash of ****, but other secret files that I have are kept at least two folders in. You had the misnaming part right, and it's a good name for most occasions, but if you really want to hide something it should be good for any and all occasions. Even if you think you'll remember to fix it beforehand or something, you may not have time or you may simply forget. You also deserve it for giving your teacher a flash drive with ****. I don't care how cleverly hidden you thought it was, at that point it's too accessible to the teacher. If it's something they can pick up on immediately, like ****, it should not be within the teacher's grasp. I would also have to yell at everyone criticizing you for using a flash drive. It actually makes sense if he keeps it on him -- that way no one could sneak on his computer and find it. You shouldn't have been in the situation in the first place, but I'd have to say that, given the situation, you handled it half-well and half-poorly.
ilovefmlife 0
you should of put something that no one would want to see like "mom's feet fungus"
Oriina 0
And what have we learned? Next time try putting your secret folder in a few other folders and name it something that people wouldn't mess with. Though to begin with, your teacher shouldn't have opened the folder without permission anyway.