Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard a student in the class I assist having trouble with a download. I walked over and showed him how to save to his flash drive, and how to use 7z to unzip said file. I then found out I'd just assisted him in downloading a half gig of porn during class. FML
Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML
Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Professor_Badass 0
If you labeled it ****, I bet he wouldn't of opened it. Just saying.
ZiggyMorrison 0
Genious on your part up until you let him open it thats a rather clever way of stashing the wank bank
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alex_vik 1
I just keep mine hidden inside many discreet folders. I've got 'Stuff' on the desktop, then 'Junk' in that, then 'Shit I need to delete' inside that, and then 'Random crap' in that.
vt_mruhlin 0
The only reason I can see to keep the **** on the thumb drive is to avoid the situation of people borrowing your computer and stumbling across it on your hard drive. I understand the thought, but you need a lesson in paranoia. I keep all my **** on my hard drive, but it's hidden in a TrueCrypt repository with an inconspicuous name (cachetmp.dat or something). And that repository is protected by both a password and a keyfile stored in another inconspicuous location on my hard drive. Nobody's ever getting into my **** stash without my knowledge. Now, the problem is that I tend to be lazy about moving stuff from c:Downloads to the **** stash. I could see the thumb drive being a partial solution to this problem, if you want to limit yourself to only torrenting while you're sitting at the machine.
brodizzle 0
#47, do you need someone to be your friend? Or more relevantly, your English tutor?
zao_89 2
So where do you keep your school work? In a folder called ****?
sheni_009 0
That sucks. A lot of people change folder names so others won't know what is really in them, and the teacher shouldn't have just started opening folders without asking you regardless of what the folders are named. Next time name it something else, like someone else said, something no one would really have any interest in clicking.
BeautyAndBrains 0
He shouldn't have opened any folders. He should have asked which one it was first, or just let you do that. I kind of agree, though, that you should not keep your **** on a flash drive, or at least keep it on a separate one from your schoolwork. Don't worry too much about it, and try to laugh about it. It will seem funny later once you wipe the egg off your face.
f_u_c_kmylife 0
Hahahahaha #16:)
regwasalu 0
i lol'd YDI for naming it school work, anyone could have looked in it what if your parents put it in and said oh ill just see what jimmy has been up too for school.
bad_times 0
iditottt.... and anyway where would u watch it besides ur comp!!! ur not going to go to ur friends house and watch it there with no privacy at all
Minstrels 0
I'd guess you'd put it on a flash drive so it's not actually on your computer. Actually kinda makes sense. You just shouldn't use it for other stuff, then. =P Ah. At least you're learning from your mistakes! Also, #47, what the ****? Are you two or just hellishly prude?